Before you see a theatrical movie, there are the
trailers and previews shown
advertising future movies. Sometimes these commercials help give you an
idea
of what a movie is about, sometimes they are marketed wrong. I'm going
to
write about the previews that I saw this weekend, those that I remember
at
least.
Moulin Rouge. Although already out in very limited release, I still saw
this
trailer two or three times. At least now I think there's a plot to the
movie.
(Now just about every movie has a plot, but sometimes if I only know
the
concept I can't even figure out what the plot will be so the movie
doesn't
interest me.) Nicole Kidman is Sateen, some sort of courtesan in the
Moulin
Rouge. She falls in love with Ewan McGregor's character (and vice
versa), but
a powerful man wants to buy her services and sign her to a long term
contract.
Does money win out over love? And what's up with all the song and dance
and
the weird, almost surreal camera work.
Evolution. Due out in the beginning of June, this is a comedy/spoof of
scifi
invasion movies such as Men in Black. David Duchovny and Orlando Jones
play
government agents, maybe. Well, at least some sort of alien
specialists.
Looks like a couple of X-Files jokes playing off of Duchovny, Julianne
Moore
in a funny version of her Hannibal role. I think I saw Dan Akroyd there
too.
Doesn't look all that good, but I'm not into comedies.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Boy, talk about a trailer that showed me
nothing
about the plot or concept of the movie. And the movie is coming out in
June.
A Disney cartoon. Frankly, Disney cartoons are not what they used to
be. Watch
Snow White then watch Aladdin. Sure, Aladdin was wildly popular, but is
the
art any better than Snow White, is the movie as timeless? Not in my
opinion.
Disney has gone from trying to make classic family movies to popular
family
movies. Since the preview showed me nothing, who knows about this
movie.
Tomb Raider. You know, I didn't see any previews for Tomb Raider, out
of the
about 20 I saw (some of them a couple of times to be sure). I'm
starting to
worry if this is going to be a good movie or not.
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Cats and Dogs. The more times I see this preview the
worse I think the movie
will be. A fun premise, the ageless and ongoing war between man's best
two
animal companions. This one seems to focus on a small group of dogs,
charged
with a vital mission. Cat ninjas and some obvious cat puppets are
arrayed
against our heroes (from the preview it seems to be a very pro-dog
movie).
Lots of laughs and animal antics. This film is due out in July.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Although the preview doesn't really
give
you too much about the plot (it looks like another bug hunt), the
graphics are
amazing. While Shrek had amazing computer graphics in terms of the
environment
(trees, grass, little animals), this has almost lifelike people. This
could be
a very good movie, although maybe they spent all their money on the fx
and
neglected paying for a good writer. This movie is coming out in July.
Planet of the Apes. Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg (and who didn't just
*love*
New Kids on the Block?) and Estella Warren against a lot of people in
really
good ape costumes. Since this is a remake of a relatively famous movie
there
is no need for the trailer to go into the plot. US Air Force astronaut
crash
lands on a planet that's much like Earth, but here the monkeys rule
over the
humans. He leads a rebellion and there's a big battle. Coming out in
July.
American Pie 2. I did finally see American Pie on cable and it was ok.
Looks
like this movie brings back at least most of the old actors reprising
their
roles and it continues from the last movie. Everybody is in college and
Jim
is nervous about Nadia's visit. He isn't very experienced in bed and so
he
goes to the most experienced person he knows: Michelle and her band
camp sex
addicts. Another ok movie coming out in August.
The Princess Diaries. Coming out in August, this is a
local-geeky-kid-is-
really-royalty-and-look-at-all-the-fun-as-she-tries-to-become-cultured
movie.
It looks like a nice family movie and hopefully I didn't just see all
of the
funny parts in the preview. A Garry Marshall film and is it just me or
are
Hector Elizondo and Tom Hines in all of his movies?
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