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Jason arrives with the New Cirran Army.

JS: Look at the size of that thing. Why that's the biggest lizard I've seen since... well, since last Thursday.

Soldiers: ((Blank stares))

JS: Err, never mind. Get your weapons ready men.

The soldiers fire at the Giant Lizard, who is unfazed.

JS: That's it then. We're out of here!

The Giant Lizard approaches the Temple. Trancer and Leicky watch as it gets closer. They need to stall it for another 10 minutes for the firefighters to revive the Goddess.

TR: ((Looking up at the Giant Lizard in fascination)) And to think they used to use miniature buildings and a guy in a cheap lizard costume.

LK: Trancer! We're not miniatures and that's not a guy in a lizard costume. We gotta get out of here!

Leicky turns to run and smacks into Trancer. They both fall down. Trancer's disco pants turn on [well, Matt's not here and Trancer does have disco pants]. 70's music starts playing. The Giant Lizard stops to listen.

LK: I think it likes the music...

TR: Who doesn't like the BeeGees?

LK: ((Blank stare))

Another song comes on.

GL: ROAR!

TR: I guess he doesn't like that song.

LK: Aahh! We're going to die!

LK: ((Picks up a rock and throws it at the Giant Lizard. But it's not a rock, it's the Goddess' Slinky!))

GL: ((Catches Slinky. Looks at it. Starts playing with it.))

TR: ((Blank stare))

LK: ((Blank stare)) I don't believe it.

GL: ((Walks away, still playing with the Slinky. Leaves town and heads for the hills.))

TR: That was a close one.

GC: ((Waking up)) What happened. The Giant Lizard! Is it gone?

LK: Yup. It just up and left.

GC: ((Looking around)) Hey, where's my Slinky?

TR: Gotta go. Bye! ((Hurries away))

LK: ((Pale)) Uuhhmm...

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