LK: (Is that a pile of hearts? I think I'm getting sick.)

GC: (What did I just trip over? That's disgusting!)

CL: ((Holding her sacrificial dagger at the animals)) So, which one of you wants their future foretold?

GC: (If I can only make it to my throne) ((Slips and falls)) Aack!

LK: ((Stares in horror))

GC: ((Covered in gore)) Get it off me! ((Starts thrashing about))

CL: ((To Leicky)) What's wrong with the Goddess? I thought she was used to a little blood and guts.

LK: A little... Sweet Mother of Hestia! You've got a whole zoo's worth of dead animals in here! Wait, you didn't...

CL: No. I would never use animals from the zoo!

LK: (But you tried)

CL: But I tried.

LK: (And you would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.)

CL: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.

LK: (And their goofy Great Dane.)

CL: And their goofy... Hey! Stop it bard!

[Can you picture the Mystery Machine yet?]

GC: ((Still thrashing on the floor)) Get it off me! ((Starts tossing fireballs wildly about))

LK: Every bard for themselves! ((Ducks for cover))

CL: ((Runs to the Goddess)) (Must help the Goddess!)

LK: ((Hiding behind an eviscerated riding beast native to a certain ice planet)) Whew! And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

CL: ((Gets hit with a fireball and falls))

LK: ((Yelling at the Goddess)) Teleport without the muck!

GC: ((Stops thrashing)) Oh... ((Teleports next to Leicky))

LK: Well, you look much better.

TR: ((Arriving with two firemen)) Sweet Mother of Matt! This is worse than Peters' last 70's Disco-Themed Birthday Bash!

GC: ((Blank stare))

LK: ((Blank stare))