L4: Kids these days. No respect at all.

...back at the ranch...

"Beep! Beep! Beep!"

BS: Is that your box?

AH: It's the Communicator. Good thing I read the instructions on the bottom of the box. ((Looks at Brian's jumbo manual with a smirk))

BS: Sure, you laugh now. Wait until you need the services of a Jetpack, then well see who's laughing Missy.

AH: ((Turns on Communicator)) Hello? Amanda speaking.

GC: Hola! Te llama la llama. ((Breaks out LOL))

[Ok. That was a great joke when I was a wee one in Peru.]

AH: ((To Brian)) It's the Goddess! Stop slouching!

BS: (Yeah, like she can see...)

GC: ((Teleports next to Brian)) ((SMACK)) Sit up straight! ((Teleports out))

BS: (...me) Oww!

GC: Hello little one. So, how's the mission coming along?

AH: Uhh. Let me see. ((Stands up and looks over at the Vicious Duo))

...

HE: Pray to your Maker! For I wield a deadly pillowsack of doorknobs!

L1: Pillowsack of doorknobs? How passŽ.

L2: That's so Stone Age.

L3: Like, Paleolithic.

L4: Shouldn't that be Paleozoic?

DM: No, the Paleozoic Era is when reptiles appeared. The Paleolithic Era is the Early Stone Age.

L1: ((Blank stare at Dave))

L2: ((Blank stare at Dave))

L3: ((Blank stare at Dave))

L4: ((Blank stare at Dave))

HE: ((Hits them while they're in shock)) Aha! The old "act dumb and stun them with a bit of sudden wit" routine works again!

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