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AH: Why you little pissant! ((Pow!)) Don't get fresh with me, mister.

HE: Amanda! We were just quoting a movie! ((Amanda glares at Heresy)) Err, never mind, Dave probably had it coming. ((Whispers)) Touchy!

AH: I heard that! ((Pow!))

BS: Wow, you took down the Vicious Circle duo. Let's hear it for the fairer sex! ((Gets it from Amanda. Pow!))

AH: ((Looking at the unconscious trio)) I guess this is a good place as any to set up camp.

Forty-five minutes later, the trio wake up to find that Amanda has started a roaring campfire. Some small animals are roasting over the fire.

DM: Ooowww...

HE: That hurt. Ouch. Yep, hurt a lot.

BS: Nice right hook you have Amanda.

DM: Expertly done campfire.

HE: Food smells good.

AH: ((Serious voice)) I have many skills.

After dinner...

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

AH: I wonder if that's the Goddess on the Long Range Communicator?

BS: Better sit up straight guys.

HE: What are you talking about?

BS: The Goddess sees all, knows all.

DM: So? What does that have to do with...

The Goddess (GC): ((Teleports In)) Sweet Mother of Zeus! Can't you kids act properly without me having to smash some heads? ((Zap! Zap!))

DM: ...me? ((Falls unconscious))

HE: ...

GC: ((Looking at Brian -- who's sitting up very straight and proper -- with an evil grin)) I see you've learned your lesson.

AH: Hello Goddess.

BS: He-hello Go-Goddess.

GC: Stop shaking Brian. ((To Amanda)) So what's up little one?

AH: Aren't you calling on the radio?

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