BS: (Some people will never learn.) Espresso?
HE: Sure. Double please.
BS: Your funeral. ((Makes a double espresso
with
his NCSF Rocket Pack / Espresso Machine))
Dave Moore (DM): ((Dreaming)) Yaaah!
Damn
you to Hades you Evil Purple Dinosaur!
HE & BS: ((Blank stare at Dave))
DM: I don't want to be part of your happy
family!
Don't hug me you Purple Freak!
HE: Well, that explains why he viciously
attacked
the Grimace mascot at the McDonald's playground last week...
BS: Maybe we should wake him up.
HE: No, we should be recording this.
DM: Yaaah! ((Wakes up)) What a horrible
nightmare. ((Sees the other two)) You didn't hear anything did
you?
BS: I didn't hear anything. ((Sips
espresso))
HE: Me neither. ((Sips espresso))
DM: That's good. ((Starts rolling up his
bedroll))
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BS: ((Sings)) I love you, you love me...
HE: ((Sings)) We're a happy family...
DM: ((Blank stare))
BS: ((Sings)) With a great big hug and a
kiss from me to you...
HE: ((Sings)) Won't you say you love me
too...
DM: Aaargh! I'll kill you both.
Fisticuffs ensue.
Afterwards...
HE: Heh, heh. That was fun.
BS: You just like inflicting pain, you sadistic
dentist.
DM: (Sadistic Dentist...) Isn't that redundant.
HE: It is in my case.
BS: Amanda still asleep? She can sleep through
anything.
Amanda Hocker (AH): No I can't. I just didn't want
to get involved in your macho head games.
DM: You ok Amanda?
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