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BS: (Some people will never learn.) Espresso?

HE: Sure. Double please.

BS: Your funeral. ((Makes a double espresso with his NCSF Rocket Pack / Espresso Machine))

Dave Moore (DM): ((Dreaming)) Yaaah! Damn you to Hades you Evil Purple Dinosaur!

HE & BS: ((Blank stare at Dave))

DM: I don't want to be part of your happy family! Don't hug me you Purple Freak!

HE: Well, that explains why he viciously attacked the Grimace mascot at the McDonald's playground last week...

BS: Maybe we should wake him up.

HE: No, we should be recording this.

DM: Yaaah! ((Wakes up)) What a horrible nightmare. ((Sees the other two)) You didn't hear anything did you?

BS: I didn't hear anything. ((Sips espresso))

HE: Me neither. ((Sips espresso))

DM: That's good. ((Starts rolling up his bedroll))

BS: ((Sings)) I love you, you love me...

HE: ((Sings)) We're a happy family...

DM: ((Blank stare))

BS: ((Sings)) With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you...

HE: ((Sings)) Won't you say you love me too...

DM: Aaargh! I'll kill you both.

Fisticuffs ensue.

Afterwards...

HE: Heh, heh. That was fun.

BS: You just like inflicting pain, you sadistic dentist.

DM: (Sadistic Dentist...) Isn't that redundant.

HE: It is in my case.

BS: Amanda still asleep? She can sleep through anything.

Amanda Hocker (AH): No I can't. I just didn't want to get involved in your macho head games.

DM: You ok Amanda?

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