Starring The Goddess (GC) and her pet bard Leicky (LK). With special guest star Trancer (TR).

LK: So Goddess, what do you want to do today?

GC: The same thing we do every day bard: torture some worshippers.

LK: Narf!

GC: I hear Gerry built a playground.

LK: Will wonders never cease?

GC: I want to go see it. You drive.

LK: Drive? Why don't you just... you know ((Makes wavy motions with fingers)).

GC: What, wave my fingers around like an idiot?

LK: I mean you could teleport us.

GC: You're not questioning me, are you, hmm?

LK: ((Head down, fidgeting)) No Goddess.

GC: Good. Let's go bard.

They get into the car and Leicky starts driving.

LK: Vroom, vroom!

GC: (Good grief! She drives like a maniac!)

LK: Rrrrck! Vroom!

GC: Stop it with the sound effects.

LK: ((Turns to Goddess)) Sorry. Bad habit I picked up.

GC: Look out!

LK: ((Turns in time to see...)) Trancer!

TR: (Oh oh, this is going to hurt) ((Kerplunk! as she gets run over))

LK: I hit Trancer! What am I going to do?

GC: You could turn around and make sure she's dead...

LK: Oh, right. ((Drives back))

GC: ((Gets out of car and starts checking Trancer))

LK: ((Getting out of car)) Is she?

GC: Dead? I'm afraid not.

TR: ((From the ground)) I could use some medical attention here.