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BS: Hello Goddess.

AH: Good morning Goddess.

HE: Hi'ya your worshipfulness.

DM: Oh, you're awake? ((Drifts off and keeps eating))

GC: What's for lunch?

AH: It's a Hemiptera-burger. Want one?

GC: ((Eww face)) I'm not **that** hungry. I'll take some fries.

HE: The burgers are pretty good. Sticks to your teeth though.

GC: You youngsters will eat anything! In my day I didn't eat bugs. Well, except for that one time in Poteida with this girl I met... But that's not the point I'm trying to make. The point is: Eww! That's totally dross! [dross == uncool]

HE: (Bugs?) ((Spit)) Aack!

AH: Well, that would explain the... ((Passes out))

BS: (It still tastes like chicken) ((Keeps eating))

DM: (Someone say something?) ((Munch))

45 minutes later...

AH: I'm not hungry anymore.

HE: You look a lovely shade of green.

AH: Must be the light. I feel ((Gulp)) fine.

GC: ((Cheerful)) Well, it's time for you to go face the Giant Lizard and get my slinky back.

BS: Aren't you coming Goddess?

GC: What ever for? This is your mission. Besides, I'm allergic to Giant Lizards.

DM: That's a misfortunate medical condition to have.

BS: (Yeah right. A likely story.)

GC: ((Whaps Brian -- Pow!)) Any other questions?

HE: Nice right hook Goddess.

GC: Thank you dentist.

BS: (I think she chipped my tooth)

HE: (Want me to fix it?)

BS: (Stay away from me you orthodontic sadist)

HE: (Amanda's right. Touch-ee!)

AH: Let's go already guys.

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