LK: (Bad medic!)

Round 1. The Goddess & Cal vs. Leicky & Trancer. Capture the Flag scenario.

LK: Ok Trancer, you stay here and guard our flag while I go get their flag.

TR: I'll be a sitting duck. Why don't we both go together?

LK: Then who'll guard our flag?

TR: ((Pointing with her gun)) It'll be fine by itself.

LK: I told you not to point that thing... ((Whap whap whap whap whap)) at me. ((Dripping red paint))

TR: Oops.

LK: That does it. ((Points gun at Trancer))

TR: You can't do that, you're... ((Whap whap whap whap whap)) dead. ((Dripping red paint)) You know, that does hurt.

GC: ((Walking up with Cal)) What have we here?

CL: Looks like an unfortunate blue on blue incident.

GC: More like red on red.

Leicky and Trancer glare at each other.

GC: Maybe we should change teams. Medic, you're with me.

CL: (That's just great. Stuck with the bard)

LK: (That's just great. Stuck with the high priestess)

Round 2. The Goddess & Trancer vs. Leicky & Cal. King of the Hill scenario.

CL: Get up the hill. I'll cover you. ((Rat-a-tat-a-tat with her BFG9000))

LK: (Impressive firepower) Banzai! ((Charges up the hill))

GC: Don't just stand there medic! Shoot! ((Shoots at Leicky))

TR: Well... ok. ((Shoots wildly))

GC: (She's hopeless) Hooyah! ((Charges up the hill))

LK: ((At the top)) I made it! Top of the world ma! I'd like to thank the Goddess, my friends in Club Pain, the mailman, my dry cleaner, my 4th grade teacher...

GC: ((Reaches the top)) ((Shoots Leicky))

LK: ((Whap whap whap whap whap)) Funny, it doesn't hurt anymore. ((Falls down))

CL: ((Charges up behind the Goddess)) ((Points gun at Goddess)) (I. Can't. Do. It.)

GC: ((Turns around)) Well, what are you waiting for?