Ominous organ music.

CO: I don't think that would be a good idea.

LK: It'll be fun! Come on, we've known each other for half a week already. You can trust me!

CO: Tower will get mad if we activate the weapon systems.

LK: Oh no he won't. ((Turns around and writes a note on one of her scrolls)) See? It's a note from Tower, says I can do whatever I want with you.

CO: ((Moves camera closer)) It does look like his handwriting.

LK: Thank you... err, I mean, of course it is!

CO: What's the access code?

LK: Access code?

CO: He must have given you the access code.

LK: Hmm. Rumplestilskin?

CO: No.

LK: Onomatopoeia? 42? Callisto's Tales?

CO: No. No. No.

LK: Mr. Snuffleupagus? Frodo Baggins? XYZZY?

CO: No. No. No. (This is going to take some time...)

Noon-ish. Somewhere in Tartarus...

The Goddess and Dave appear. Horrendous screaming can be heard, along with the crackle of whips. The fiery smell of brimstone fills the dank caverns.

GC: Well this place hasn't changed. Same old torture...

DM: I'm dead. I knew it. Should've laid off the double-glazed extra-chocolate donuts.

GC: ((Smacks Dave)) You're not dead.

DM: Goddess! What a pleasure to see you here!

GC: ((Raised eyebrows)) So you want to see me in Tartarus?

DM: Oh no no no! That's not what I meant!

GC: ((Eyes Dave, as if she's deciding whether to torch him or not)) Hmm.

DM: Gulp! Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

GC: It's just you. Now, I brought you here to assist me in looking for my bard.

DM: Sure, whatever you say Goddess. How will I assist you?

GC: Hold my slinky. ((Hands Dave her slinky))