GC: What's that?

LK: That's my HO scale Paddington Bear train set, on the wall is my Debbie Gibson "Electric Youth" poster, there's my Annette Funicello Mickey Mouse Club clock...

GC: I thought all of your belongings burned down with your apartment.

LK: Oh no. I had a whole storage space full of stuff. Couldn't fit it all into my old apartment. Now everything I have left is here.

TR: {Looking around} Mmph. (And I thought Matt was weird)

GC: Hmm. (And I thought Mallboy was weird)

LK: Doesn't it look great?

GC: Uh, yeeesss. It's... unique.

TR: Mmph! (Torch it all, Goddess!)

GC: {Kicks Trancer} {Whispers} Quiet medic.

LK: I should go make dinner. {Goes into the kitchen}

TR: Mmph. (Melissa will be mad when she sees this)

GC: Yes, she'll be rather upset. I'll have to fix this without offending either of my bards.

TR: Mmph? Mmph! (What, you're being considerate? You're not the Goddess!)

GC: {Kicks Trancer} Shut up medic. And don't mention what I said to anyone else.

TR: Mmph! (Ouch!)

GC: Wait! {In her best Maxwell Smart voice} I have... a plan. {Teleports out}

TR: Mmph! (Don't me alone with the bard!)

LK: {Comes out with a cleaver, looks at Trancer} So, what should I make for dinner, hmm?

Scene change to: Jennifer Hocker's apartment.

Amanda Hocker (AH): {Playing with the Xena and Callisto action figures} {In her best Callisto voice} Welcome to my world. Now get ready to leave it.

GC: {Appears, looks around, sees Amanda} Hello little one. Where's your sister?

AH: {Figures locked in mortal combat} I dunno. Out, I guess.

GC: {Sees the action figures} What do you have there?

AH: Just playing with Jenn's Xe- {realizes who she's talking to} -eeriously realistic action figures of you and the DoN.

GC: That doesn't look anything like me or the Destroyer.

AH: Um, well, maybe I need glasses?

GC: Whatever. When you see your sister tell her I want to talk to her.

AH: Ok Goddess.

GC: {Teleports out}

[End Part 17]