GC: That explains how my other bard could disappear without leaving this apartment.

LK: {Passes out}

GC: You didn't know about this, did you bard? Bard?

SM: I think she passed out.

GC: She's probably tired.

SM: {Looking around} This apartment is rather... unique. Leicky should seek psychiatric counseling.

GC: Yes. That reminds me. I need to talk to the architect. {Leaves}

*Ring* *Ring*

SM: {Picks up phone} Hello?

At the jail...

GR: Hello, is this the Bard Defense League? No? Wait, don't hang... *click* ...up.

EW: So much for your one phone call.

GR: Well, why don't you try?

EW: Ok. {Dials phone} Hello? I want to order a Salmon Teriyaki to be delivered to the jail. Oh, you don't deliver to here? Never mind then. {Hangs up}

GR: {Rolls eyes} Goddess help me! {To Elliot} You're supposed to dial for help!

EW: I'm hungry!

BE: Ok, let's go to the courtroom for your arraignment.

The trio go to the courtroom.

Bailiff: All rise. The honorable Judge Terror presiding.

TT: {Walks in and sits down} Looks like the first (and only) case for today is New Cirra vs. Elliot Williams and Griller. You broke ordinance 84523J14. Tsk, tsk.

EW: Will someone tell me what ordinance 84523J14 is?

TT: Don't diss Bello's Christmas Tree.

EW: But you were there! You said...

TT: {Bangs gavel} Sufficient evidence for a trial. Bail set to $1000. Trial will be scheduled for next week. That's all for today.

BE: Let's go you two.

EW: But Tartan said...

TT: Got all that, stenographer?

Hudson the Rat: Squeak, squeak! (Sure did! Excuse me, have get back to the meeting now) {Scurries away}