Picket Fences parody (pt 2): Gosh, that's hilarious!

Space Story: Wow, that's really... wow. Brant's back.

Well, it's Thursday again so time for another skit. It's still not as funny as I'd like it to be (too much setup), and at my best I'm not as good as Jason, much less Brant. I can but try my best, which is what I would expect out of anyone else.

I still need volunteers, although I can make do with four people if I really need to. I realize that I treat the characters unevenly, it's easier for me when you have a CRS project or something that I can characterize. Oh well, my apologies to all those I've tromped over in the name of a joke.

-- Kevin (Who really should get back to work...)

I see your picture in the paper
I see you smilin' on the TV
Baby you gotta know it's for real
And you better quit what you're doin' and look out for us

A*Teens, "Rockin'", 2001.

{{...}} Character actions
(...) Character thoughts
[...] My comments

Near the Goddess' Temple. Jason Blevins (JB) is making the final adjustments to a little device. Gerry Tentler (GT) walks up to Jason.

GT: What'cha got there Jason?

JB: You know the implants Cirran Logic makes?

GT: The ones that give you a jolt when you mention Xena's name?

JB: {{Looks around}} By the--! Are you completely insane? What if the Goddess hears you?

GT: Relax, the Goddess isn't around. And besides, what could she do to me that she doesn't already do *every* single day I stay in New Cirra?

JB: Hmm, I suppose you have a point there.

GT: So what's that little doodad you have there?

JB: This is my next generation anti-DoN-saying device. Smaller, easier to emplace, requires less power, and is just as effective as the current model.

GT: Cool! I love to hear people squeal! Who should we try it on?

JB: {{Looks at Gerry}}

GT: Now wait a minute! You're not doing surgery on *my* brain!

JB: {{Sigh}} Remember when you hid at Cirran Logic when the Goddess and Mistress were chasing you?