GT: I don't think that's what she meant.

PH: Huh?

GT: Don't you remember? The Goddess' big push on education? She wants us all to enroll in classes at the New Cirran University. Isn't that right Jason?

JB: What? Oh yeah, that's right. I'm sure she meant teach Gerry one of your many skills.

PH: That doesn't sound right. I don't remember this education initiative.

GT: Everybody knows about it. Hey James.

Grabs James Tillman (JT), who is walking by.

JT: It's Kosh.

GT: Whatever. You know about the Goddess' command that we should all take classes at NCU?

JT: No, I don't remember that.

JB: You don't--! Why, do you know what the Goddess will *do* to you for not remembering something that important?

JT: Err, what?

GT: Terrible Things! Most Horrific! Unspeakable! Why, it pains me to even think about what she would do to you!

JT: Wait! I remember now! In fact, I was on my way there to sign up for a class!

GT: {{To Paul}} See? What did I tell you?

PH: Why, I guess you're right.

The Goddess (GC) appears in a flash of pyrotechnics. [Hey, bigger budget, now I can afford the special effects for a proper 'port.]

GC: I can't believe they kicked out Jerri! She's just misunderstood!

GE, JB, PH, JT: {{Blank stares}}

GC: Why is Gerry in one piece still?

PH: Huh?

GC: I thought I told you to teach him a lesson?

PH: Right, I'm going to teach him how to build a tiger pit.

JT: (Don't you just dig a big hole?)

PH: (A common misconception.)

GC: What in Hades are you talking about?

GT: (Well, it's time to go.)

JB: (Yes, I believe I have something on the stove back at home.)