JB: I don't know what to be more shocked at: that there are 220 Sweet Valley High books or that you're still reading them at your age.

PH: {{Shrugs}} They're addictive.

JB: You need help.

Calli (Ca) walks up to the group.

Ca: Hi guys! What's up?

JT: We're trying to decide where were going to stage a "Survivor" contest.

Ca: Survivor! I love that show! Can I join? Can I? Can I? Can I?

GC: You can join.

Ca: Yay!!!

GC: As I was saying. I was thinking of holding the challenge in my bard's place.

GT: Melissa? But aren't you using her apartment as storage space while she's on vacation?

GC: Not that bard.

Ca: You don't mean--

JB: It would be inhuman.

PH: The horror.

GT: {{Shuddering}} It's fiendish!

JT: What are we talking about?

Ca: I think it's called "Survivor: Leicky's Townhouse".

[Hmm, it's starting to sound more like "The Real World".]

JT: Wouldn't it be rather easy to do it there?

Ca: You haven't been to her place, have you?

JT: No, but I don't see how hard it could be.

JB: Two words: Tupperware Party.

PH: I still have flashbacks from that.

GT: I had to buy three sets of Premium Puce Home Containers before she let me go.

Ca: You got off easy.

JB: Everyone who was there will be forever scarred.

JT: I can't believe it was *that* bad.

GC: The challenge is to survive the bard's townhouse of horrors. I figured since she's spending all her time at the Beauty Solon she wouldn't mind us using her place.