GC: Oh, this? {{Sweeps right arm down with
flair}} I got it at the Tangerine Republic.
JB: I thought it was Banana Republic.
GC: I had them change their name. Bananas are so
passe! Tangerines are the "in" fruit this year.
GT: {{Humming to himself}} (Yes, we have no
bananas...)
JB: I don't think that's why it's called Banana
Republic.
GC: (Sigh) Must you doubt my every utterance? I
swear, if the High Priestess heard you she'd flay you alive!
JB: {{Prostrating himself}} Oh, Great
Goddess. I only meant that with my limited intelligence I could not
fathom the greatness of your wit! Forgive me for my human frailties!
GT: {{Whispering to Jason}} Whoah, laying it
on a bit thick, aren't you?
JB: {{Whispering back}} Is it working?
GC: {{Whistling tunelessly and looking around
the apartment.}}
GT: {{Whisper}} It's hard to tell.
Jason gets up.
GC: Say, why don't you take this to the Survival
challenge? {{Gestures to a bucket of Play-Doh.}}
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GT: Actually, I have it down to either this {{gestures
to a pile of small rocks}} or this {{gestures to a pile of
multi-colored gravel}}.
JB: {{Mockingly}} How *ever* will you
decide?
GT: I know, it's such a hard decision.
GC: {{Taking the Play-Doh out}} Really, this
would be much better to take than a stupid pile of rocks. {{Starts
shaping}}
GT: These aren't just *any* rocks! This one here is
my rock collection. See, I got this one in Kuala Lumpur...
JB: (Goddess! Not the Kuala Lumpur story again!)
GC: (Do you know how annoying it is when people use
me as an exclamation?)
JB: (I thought you liked it.)
GC: (The first time it was cute. The thousandth time
makes me want to change my name. Like "Caring, All-mighty, Likable and
Lovable, Intelligently Sophisticated, Total Omnipotence") [Hey, that's
the best I could come up with in two minutes.]
JB: (Call-- wait, you'll just flame me for saying
your name.)
GC: (Oh well, it was worth a try. :-)
JB: {{To Gerry}} What about the other pile?
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