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GC: Oh, this? {{Sweeps right arm down with flair}} I got it at the Tangerine Republic.

JB: I thought it was Banana Republic.

GC: I had them change their name. Bananas are so passe! Tangerines are the "in" fruit this year.

GT: {{Humming to himself}} (Yes, we have no bananas...)

JB: I don't think that's why it's called Banana Republic.

GC: (Sigh) Must you doubt my every utterance? I swear, if the High Priestess heard you she'd flay you alive!

JB: {{Prostrating himself}} Oh, Great Goddess. I only meant that with my limited intelligence I could not fathom the greatness of your wit! Forgive me for my human frailties!

GT: {{Whispering to Jason}} Whoah, laying it on a bit thick, aren't you?

JB: {{Whispering back}} Is it working?

GC: {{Whistling tunelessly and looking around the apartment.}}

GT: {{Whisper}} It's hard to tell.

Jason gets up.

GC: Say, why don't you take this to the Survival challenge? {{Gestures to a bucket of Play-Doh.}}

GT: Actually, I have it down to either this {{gestures to a pile of small rocks}} or this {{gestures to a pile of multi-colored gravel}}.

JB: {{Mockingly}} How *ever* will you decide?

GT: I know, it's such a hard decision.

GC: {{Taking the Play-Doh out}} Really, this would be much better to take than a stupid pile of rocks. {{Starts shaping}}

GT: These aren't just *any* rocks! This one here is my rock collection. See, I got this one in Kuala Lumpur...

JB: (Goddess! Not the Kuala Lumpur story again!)

GC: (Do you know how annoying it is when people use me as an exclamation?)

JB: (I thought you liked it.)

GC: (The first time it was cute. The thousandth time makes me want to change my name. Like "Caring, All-mighty, Likable and Lovable, Intelligently Sophisticated, Total Omnipotence") [Hey, that's the best I could come up with in two minutes.]

JB: (Call-- wait, you'll just flame me for saying your name.)

GC: (Oh well, it was worth a try. :-)

JB: {{To Gerry}} What about the other pile?

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