Ca: {{Gulp}} Err, no.

PH: I think everybody stopped watching and switched to Dark Angel.

[I know, the decision was made before season 6 even started.]

GC: {{Downcast}} Oh.

Ca: {{Trying to cheer up the Godddess}} Look! There's one of your costumes for auction and it's already at over $4000!

GC: You do know that's not one of my real armors. It's only a cheap imitation that couldn't turn a rusty dagger, much less a good broadsword.

PH: Of course we know that, Goddess. But think how much people would be bidding on it if it was your real armor!

GC: Hmm, you have a good point there, person-whose-name-I've- forgotten.

PH: It's Paul.

GC: Whatever.

Ca: Goddess, there's only the one costume for auction. Didn't you wear anything else besides that? The DoN and her annoying bard have tons of costumes!

GC: Well, there was that one time I wore this naughty two-piece outfit for Zeus. But then he turned me into bear. Boy, it took me weeks to get out of that jam!

Ca: {{Blank Stare}}

PH: {{Blank Stare}} {{Drooling}}

GC: It's A Joke! Didn't you two take Greek Mythology in high school? Isn't it a required course or something? {{To Paul}} You should go see a doctor about that drooling problem of yours. Or maybe just learn to close your mouth.

Ca: Mythology classes weren't required in my high school.

PH: Nor mine.

GC: What is this world coming to when they don't bother to teach kids the basics? Do you even know who Pythagoras, Archimedes, Socrates, Plato and Homer are?

Ca: Weren't Pythagoras and Archimedes named after the triangle and the screw?

PH: And Socrates is famous for his last words: "I drank what?!?" And Plato had his dark cave with mysterious things and he only had one light.

Ca: And Homer is Bart's dad on "The Simpsons."

GC: Oh, you poor ignorant kids.

Ca: Hey! It's not required! We don't live in Ancient Greece!

GC: (Sigh)