Bigbad takes his cue and comes in with a big coil of sturdy rope.

Bigbad (BB): --

JT: Wait, I've never read about any mentors in any skit.

WI: You have a problem with it, take it up with Leicky.

JT: I most certainly will--

WI: She's at the Beauty Solon.

JT: --take your word for it. (I know what happens when people go into the Beauty Solon.)

WI: Let's get started then. What are you doing now?

JT: I'm looking for something useless to take on the Goddess' Survivor Challenge.

WI: Hmm, here's my first piece of advice: never get involved in any of Her Majesty's "fun activities".

JT: It's a bit late for that piece of wisdom.

WI: Hey, I just got here.

JT: Why don't you help me pick something that won't offend the Goddess?

WI: Ok. How about this AOL Install CD? Nice and shiny.

BB: {{Slaps CD out of Wight's hand}}

WI: Bigbad! Bad Shadow! Very bad! {{Picks up CD}}

JT: How about this? {{Holds up a flashlight}}

WI: Looks a bit too useful to me.

JT: But it's not. See? It's solar powered.

WI: I don't know. Sounds like it's still useful in daylight.

JT: Wait. Think about it. If there's light to power the flashlight, why do you need a flashlight?

WI: What about if you want to look inside a dark cave? You can stand outside and shine the light inside.

JT: You're missing my point.

WI: Why not just take a small mirror. You can redirect sunlight just like your flashlight *and* you can use it to look around corners and for shaving.

JT: Wouldn't that be *more* useful?

WI: Exactly.

JT: But the object is to take something that's *not* useful!

WI: Then you should take the solar-powered flashlight.