From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Date: Fri Nov 13, 1998 01:03:01 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] OT: Friday the 13th. Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) GC: Oh Amanda! Do you know what today is? AH: Your birthday? GC: Nope. AH: My birthday? GC: NO! AH: Anyone's birthday? GC: IT'S NO ONE'S BIRTHDAY! AH: Oh, uh, is it the 12th? GC: No. It happens to be Friday the 13th. AH: That was my next guess. GC: I'm sure it was. In honor of this sacred day, I'm going to lock you up so you don't harm yourself. You remember what happened last time don't you? AH: GC: Exactly. We wouldn't want that happening again. AH: It was an accident! On the measuring cup 3/4 looks the same as 1 and 3/4. GC: Very funny. Now, off to your room. AH: Okay. Goddess locks Amanda up and spots sister Jenn. GC: Pissant! JH: Yes Goddess? GC: I need your help with something. JH: What ever could it be! GC: Something you'll enjoy a lot! JH: Really. GC: JH: Sorry. GC: That's better. Twenty minutes later..... GC: I decided to let you out. AH: Thank you Goddess! I was so bored with the reading material you gave me. GC: What's wrong with it! AH: Nothing. GC: I have a surprise for you. AH: What is it! GC: Just a little surprise, that's all. You'll see. AH: Yeah!! Goddess got me a gift. Goddess got me a gi--*SMACK*--OUCH! GC: Calm down! Come with me. Goddess leads Amanda down a hallway. JH: Where is she? LK (Leicky): I don't know. Goddess usually transports herself when she's in a hurry. JH: Yeah. (POOF!) Kinda like that. LK: WOW! How'd you do that! JH: I've been practicing. LK: Cool! Now get us back. JH: Sorry, no can do. Looks like we're walking. LK: Didn't finished that part of the lesson did ya. JH: Nope. Mistress enters. MOC: Hey guys. Doubles anyone? LK: I didn't know you like tennis. MOC: Neither did I. I meant anyone up for bashing in a couple of people with these cool rackets I found? LK: SURE! JH: We have to get back to Goddess. LK: (Lapdog.) JH: (I heard that.) GC: (Me too.) JH, LK, MOC: GODDESS! GC: Who else would it be. Where did you guys go? You spoiled the surprise! JH: We kinda got bored and transported ourselves here. GC: WHAT! LK: Actually, she did the transporting. GC: JH: Hey. Sovereign: Who are you. JH: Jenn Architect of New Cirra. Sovereign: New Cirra! DISAPPOINTED! LK: Where'd you put her? GC: She's visiting an old acquaintence of mine. LK: Oh. So what did you need us to do? GC: I need you to help me out with a practical joke on Amanda. LK: Why? GC: Because it's tradition. LK: Tradition? GC: You'll see. To be continued.... Sorry, got bored. Amanda "Practically perfect in everyway!" ============================================================================== From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Date: Sat Nov 14, 1998 09:38:28 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] OT: Friday the 13th PART II Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Let's see, where were we. Oh yes. I remember now. Goddess had planned a practical joke in celebration of Friday the 13th for Amanda. Jenn is stuck in the vortex with you know who, and Leicky and Mistress are Goddess' accomplices. Let's get to the story now. GC: Do you understand my plan? LK & MOC: Yes! LK: Goddess that's the 100th time you've told us. I think we know the plan inside and out! GC: How about we see what your insides look like on the outside of your body! LK: Sorry Goddess. MOC: LK: You shut-up. MOC: Sorry. AH: 12 bottles of non-alcholic beverage on the wall, 12 bottles of water, you take one down, pass it--*POOF!*--oh, hi Goddess. GC: Hello dear. AH: So....where is it? GC: What? Oh, oh, the surprise. Yes, the surprise . AH: GC: All we have to do is wait for two people to get here and you'll get the surprise. MOC: Which way do we go? LK: I don't know. Jenn just teleported me here and then we met you and then the Goddess cam... MOC: Okay! I just asked a question. LK: Sheesh, touchy. Why are you coming along anyway? MOC: Because since Jenn is, well, unavailable at the moment, I'm filling in. LK: Oh. Look a roadsign! MOC: "New Cirra" LK: Looks like we're going the right way. MOC: You think! LK: Yeah! Let's go. Mistress and Leicky run towards New Cirra. AH: Goddess, how much longer. This surprise thing is getting kinda boring now. GC: Cheer up little one. (Hard to find good help nowadays.) LK & MOC: (We heard that!) GC: We'll here they are now. LK: Sorry we took so long. MOC: Yeah, you left us out in-- GC: QUIET! MOC: Sorry. GC: Now, here's your gift. Goddess hands Amanda a rather large box giftwrapped in the prettiest parchment you ever saw! AH: You shouldn't have Goddess. She tears open the box and peers inside. AH: There's nothing there. Is this supposed to be a joke? GC: HA! You got us. Wasn't that hilarious! LK: Yeah, can't stop laughing. MOC: Yeah, my sides are splitting. GC: LK: Yes! It was hilarious! HAHAHAHA!! MOC: So funny I fell like I'm gonna split!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! GC: That's better. So, did you like my surprise practical joke? AH: Yes Goddess, very funny. Now I have a real surprise for you. GC: Really? AH: Oh yes. While you were getting the empty box, which was very funny, I took it upon myself to make you a little something. Have a brownie. GC: A WHAT!! Don't tell me you went into the kitchen and made brownies! AH: This time I actually followed the right directions. GC: TO YOUR ROOM! NOW!!! Amanda slinks to her room. GC: She thinks she's funny. But she's not. Leicky? Mistress? LK & MOC: Hmmrph?? GC: What's that in your mouths?!?!?! LK & MOC: Hrmphh (nothing.) GC: Oh really. MUHAHAHA!!! As the Goddess inches towards Leicky and Mistress, we cut here so as to keep this post under an R rating. I'll sum it up for you though. Massive amounts of pain and many, many, many brownie fatalities. Hope you liked it! Amanda "Practically perfect in everyway!"--Except when it comes to making brownies. :) ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. Wong, All Rights Reserved. "Xena: Warrior Princess" and some material copyright MCA/Universal. Materials copyright their respective authors. Send questions and comments to me, Kevin C. Wong (jahn@csua.berkeley.edu) This page last updated: June 10, 2001.