From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Date: Tue Jun 02, 1998 08:04:20 US/Pacific To: hudson-leick@hera.ecs.csus.edu Subject: [CRS] Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center Well, I haven't heard any objections to me creating the 'Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center' so I figure I might as well tell you all about it. I plan on opening this place so that skits and plays can take place in the Goddess' honor. Anyone may write a skit and preform it in the BSPAC. It's open to all of New Cirra's residents and will be beautifully built. Right now my sis Jenn, New Cirra's architect is kinda on vacation so I need some ideas on how it should look and what kind of decor it should have. One thing I know I want to include are Tarot Card images carved into the wall from the Bitter Suite episode. They'll surround the building. If you have any ideas or would like to contribute to this project let me know and I'm sure your name will be included in the credits list on the back of all the playbills. :) Thanks! Amanda Hocker "Warrior Queen. I like that."~Callisto ============================================================================== From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Date: Thu Jun 04, 1998 12:55:35 US/Pacific To: hudson-leick@hera.ecs.csus.edu Subject: [CRS] Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center Construction for the BSPAC is coming along nicely. It's two levels high, with balcony and floor level seating. Can hold up to 250 people comfortably. In front of the stage is an orchestra pit. Now here's the best part. There are 4 main walls to be painted on. In the front there are, next to the stage, Callisto as the Fool and Callisto as Justice. The other two walls are still available for ideas! If anyone has any ideas than let me now. I was thinking about using the tarot card theme and painting Gabrielle as the empress and Xe- (Goddess appears and grabs me by the neck) GC: How dare you even speak their names! You know they're enemies in New Cirra! AH: But it's the Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center! Based on the episode. They were in it! You saw it! GC: (tightens her grip on my neck) Yes, I did see the episode and I don't remember them being in it. This is my town and I say they don't appear on any walls! AH: Okay...(struggles for air)...I'll come up with another idea. GC: Good. (releases her grip and drops me on the floor) Now, continue with the rest of the announcement. Well, as you can see, since my idea fell through, I need your help to fill in the rest of the walls. Also being constructed is a replica of the wheel of fortune (aka-red chakram look-a-like thing) that will surround the stage and the entrance into the theatre. We also need staff such as stage crew and instructors. Also we kinda need some skits to preform. Send your ideas my way! And don't- GC: Tell them about my throne. AH: Okay, stop hovering over me. Sheesh. Oh yes and the marvelous goddess' throne! It will be constructed directly front and center! Made of the best material in the known world to supply great comfort to the goddess' tush. That's all for now! Amanda Hocker "Warrior Queen. I like that."~Callisto and Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center Owner and Operator ============================================================================== From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Date: Tue Jun 23, 1998 03:20:05 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center Grand Opening Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Hello fellow New NEW Cirra members! The Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center is celebrating it's Grand Opening on July 4th! We decided to go IN with a bang! It's constructed on a piece of property I purchased in New New Cirra. To celebrate the Grand Opening, a play will be preformed. The play will be sent over the list in the form of a skit. I need volunteers to be in the play. If you want you can come up with a name for your character or use your own name! The play is going to be called, "Death of a Destroyer" the following parts are availible but you can come up with your own character if you want: The Destroyer: male or female role The Heroine/Hero: male or female role The Destroyer's Sidekick: male or female role Okay! That's all for know! Post quickly because the deadline is July 3rd! Also, the BSPAC is proud to announce the addition of it's Theater Workshop, a learning center for anyone! Hope to hear from you soon! Amanda Owner and Operator of the Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center Which is now open!!! Yeah!! ============================================================================== From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Date: Wed Jun 24, 1998 07:28:30 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] Re: Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center Grand Opening Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) On Fri, 3 Jul 1998 00:07:10 -0400 "Heresy" writes: >From: "Heresy" > >OK, I've always wanted to be the main villain in a story, so I'd like >volunteer for the Destroyer (whoever the h*ll he is), that is, if >nobody >volunteered before me. I'd hate to steal a role from somebody. > >** >Heresy   >** Sorry, position has been filled. I would like to take the opportunity now to tell the list that I am very unhappy to announce the delay of the opening. The play has not been completed due to my busy schedule and the addition of new characters. It will be out next week and I'm hoping that maybe Bello and his heavy metal punk rock band could play a little before the fireworks display on the 4th. Or, if anyone else wants to put on a preformance in the Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center, the stage is open to anyone and everyone. I know the Goddess is going to have my head for this, so if you guys could help a fellow Cirran out, maybe... GC: Maybe what? They could drag your sorry butt out of trouble? AH: Ah, no, that's not what I meant at all. I, well, just wanted to give other people a chance to be creative! Yeah, that's it. GC: Well, I do like that Vonda Shepard character from Ally McBeal. Perhaps she would like to join the celebration. AH: I don't think we could get her on such short notice. GC: Well, then who can you get? AH: Well, there's that ex-Spice Girl. She's not up to anything. GC: Hmm, Well then maybe you should finish writing your plea to the fellow citizens. Get back to typing. AH: No problem Goddess! So if any of you have any ideas that would prevent this tragedy, please contact me today. Thanks! Amanda Owner and Operator of The Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center and Member of The Vicious Circle ============================================================================== From: "Heresy" Date: Fri Jul 03, 1998 11:41:21 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] CRS Re: Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center Grand Opening Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: "Heresy" So if any of you have any ideas that would prevent this tragedy, please contact me today. Thanks! At the Goddess's home: GC: "This time you won't kill me so easily Xena"..."Oh, Callisto, please have mercy!" ....."NEVER!" "Ugh!"..."Ooo!"..."Argh!"..."Eek!"... GC: Ummm, yes? TE: Hello Goddess. I hear that Amanda has been given a deadline for the Performing Arts Center Grand Opening, that she can't possibly meet. GC: Yeah. So? HE: Well, that poses a bit of a problem, y'see? She's a VC member. We wouldn't mind if you went... TE: ...a little... HE: ...easy on her... GC: Why? I wanna see a show, and if she doesn't produce one pronto, I'll... HE: ...give her more time. GC: What are you talking about? HE: How many Slinkies have you got Goddess? GC: Not including my favorite that I lost, 347. Why? TE: Well...things break... HE: Whoops. GC: What's your point? TE: Well...you go easy on Amanda... HE: And we at the Vicious Circle will protect all your Slinkies. GC: Are you trying to blackmail me, pissant?!! TE: Oh, No, no, no! By the way...who's your bard again? GC: Leicky. Why? HE: Well...things catch fire... GC: Like you?? TE & HE: Thank you for considering our proposal. Well, Amanda -- we tried. You're on your own here. You could always put the Macarena on the Cirran public broadcast system. Callisto'll keep everyone dancing and forget about it until you get it finished. ** Heresy º ** "You are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- FOUR counts!!!!" The Spanish Inquisition Monty Python's Flying Circus ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. Wong, All Rights Reserved. "Xena: Warrior Princess" and some material copyright MCA/Universal. Materials copyright their respective authors. Send questions and comments to me, Kevin C. Wong (jahn@csua.berkeley.edu) This page last updated: May 4, 2001.