From: Callisto97@aol.com
Date: Fri Sep 18, 1998  08:34:35  US/Pacific
To: hudsonleick@onelist.com
Subject: [hudsonleick] <CRS> Re: Callisto Sitcom
Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com

From: Callisto97@aol.com

GC: duh..Goddess Callisto
HPC: High Priestess Cal 
HPM: High Priest Michael (Rudy)
JT: Judge Terror

<...> = actions
:::....::: = thoughts

The scene is the Temple corner where Goddess has benevolently granted Cal
space to put her computer. The High Priestess is calmly reading her mail left
from vacation when....

HPC:  ACK!!!  <faints and smacks her head on the marble floor> 

HPM: Hmm? Oh Cal..what did you read now? I told you to stay away from that
subtext fan fic.  <shaking his head and propping her up in her chair>

**After another death defying 45 minute performance by Trancer and two
firemen, the High Priestess was once again conscious....

HPC: <to Michael, rubbing her head> So let me get this straight...my head does
not hurt because of Goddess?

GC: <appearing in a fiery flash, setting Michael on fire> What didn't I do?

HPM: Excuse me, my Goddess...<jumping into the sacred pool> Ahhh....

HPC: Knock me unconscious, Goddess. <smirking> ::Finally it wasn't me that got
torched::

GC: I didn't? <raising a flaming finger> ::That can change::

HPC: Eeep!

HPM: <wringing out his robe> Cal was at her computer when she
fainted...whatever it was is probably still there. 

HPM, HPC, and GC: <reading the the screen>

HPC: I feel faint again...

HPM: <holding her up> This is great. I work and I slave to serve my Goddess,
and they want to replace me with Don Knotts?! I think I'm going to be sick...

GC: That old guy on the hemmorhoid commercials? Who used to be on Andy
Griffith? Eeewwww.....

HPC: <in her best spoiled only child voice> I am not living in the same Temple
as Don Knotts! I'm not, I'm not, I'm not! <stamping her foot and crossing her
arms, pouting> I like Michael. He does all the hard work, like mowing that
lawn <waving her hand towards the *expansive* fron tlawn of the Temple>, he
lets me have all the glory and authority, and besides, he's kinda cute
too....:::Oh Sweet Mother of Zeus, did I say that out loud?:::

GC: :::Yes you did and I'll deal with you later. Love is a trick remember
Priestess?:::

HPC: :::Yeah, yeah, yeah, glory hallelujah:::

HPM:  <blushing>

HPC: So Goddess? What are we going to do about this?

GC: What do you mean, do? We're going to make them suffer of course.

HPR: They will repent of their unholy blasphemy, and come to the Temple
begging mercy on hands and knees wearing sackcloth and ashes with much wailing
and gnashing of teeth.....

HPC and GC:  <blank stare at Michael>

HPC: <turning back to Goddes> My thoughts exactly. Now, how shall we go about
it?

GC: We? I'm the Goddess here, I'll take care of it!

HPM: <pouting> But Goddess! I'm the one they want to replace! Shouldn't I get
to kick some hinder, too?

HPC: And me too! After all, if they can get to Michael, I might open my mail
one morning to discover someone wants to replace me with....with...<gulp>
Hanson! 

GC: Good point. Ok, you can have your fun as well. <disappears in  a flash of
blue flame>

HPM: <BEG> C'mon Cal! Let's get over to Nemesis (New Cirra's Weapons
Manufacturing Plant, also owned by yonder High Priest) and get started on our
plans...

HPC: It'll be a hot time in the old town tonight! Don Knotts indeed!

<Michael and cal walk out of the Temple feverishly exchanging ideas for the
punishment of the blasphemers when Judge Terror taps Cal on the shoulder>

JT: Good Morning Priestess! <hands Cal a piece of paper>

HPC: Hi Judge..what's this? <looks at the paper> A Parking Ticket? What for? I
don't have a car.

JT: <points to Red, tied in front of the Temple, dozing in good horsey fashion
in the New Cirran sun> You tied Red overnight in a Chariots Only Zone. 

HPC: Oh for the love of Hestia.....

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*****
Ok! Believe it or not, that was my first attempt at writing a skit! Barding
skills, I have none, but let me know what you think anyway! As I get better,
I'll use more of you, but I have to work on it. 

~Cal
High Priestess
Keeper of the Sword  

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