From: Callisto97@aol.com
Date: Thu Nov 05, 1998  10:29:06  US/Pacific
To: hudsonleick@onelist.com
Subject: [hudsonleick] Re: Just Wondering
Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com

From: Callisto97@aol.com

In a message dated 98-11-05 15:29:02 EST, you write:

<< Lately, my thoughts have wandered and just as a
 matter of curiosity, I was wondering how many of you
 would be willing to:

 1. Renounce Jesus Christ and his Father and accept
 me as your one true God? >>


GC: Huh? I'M the one true GODDESS around here! And who's this Jesus guy,
Priestess? When did he and his Father move to Cirra? 

Me: <mentally writhing> Well, Goddess, you see..they don't live in Cirra. The
live in the new Jerusalem.

GC: Oh? And just where in Tartarus is that Priestess, hmm? <EG>

Me: <sweating> I don't know Goddess.  ::::HELP!::::

GC: You don't know? Then how do you know where they live?

Me: 'Cause that's what they told me in Catholic School! I swear on you
Goddess, I never worshipped anyone but you, never never never!!!  <throwing
myself at Goddess's feet and sobbing for mercy>

GC: Priestess...

Me: <sobbing> yes Goddess?

GC: Let go of my feet before I make you. And explain to me about this Christ
character....

Me: <letting go and getting up> ok Goddess  <sniffle>

********Priestess Cal cramming a history of both Judaism and Christianity into
a 45 minute lecture for a wickedly smiling Goddess snipped***********

Me: And now the current Pope is John Paul II, but he's kinda old and
wrinkly..Goddess? Why are you smiling like that?

GC: Hmm? Oh, nothing dear. <patting my head> Just contemplating the punishment
I'm going to inflict on the Dahak wanna-be, Rkt. I'll teach him to proclaim
himself a Messiah in my town!  <tossing an enormous fireball between her hands
and giggling insanely>

Me:  LOL!

GC: What's so funny? <glaring at me>

Me: Goddess, that rhymed! Wanna-be, rkt..see?

GC: Yeah, it did! I have many skills Priestess, you know that. Now, be a dear
and tell Trancer and her firemen to be listening for screams of such exquisite
pain coming from Rkt's place, but tel them not to arrive until the screaming
stops.  <giggling and vanishing in her flash of flame>

Me: <ducking the flash> At the risk of sounding cliche', it'll be a hot time
in the old town tonight! 

LK: <coming downthe Temple stairs> Now who're you talking too? I thought you
went to Gene and got rid of those voices? <snicker>

Me: You're just jealous because they don't want to talk to you! <sticking out
my tongue> If you're headed near the portico, grab an innocent citizen and
tell them to get in here, please?

LK: <heading out of the room> sure, whatever...<walks out and grabs the first
person she sees> Get in there..Priestess wants you! <throws citizen through
the Temple door and keeps going to the kitchen and her Ben and Jerry's>

Griller: <looking around> Hi Leicky, bye Leicky..what just happened Cal? 

Me: You're chosen..be a dear and tell Trancer not to show up at Rkt's until
the screaming stops, ok?

GR: Rkt's, screaming....got it.  <listens> oh my stars! would you listen to
that! Goddess hasn't done that to anyone in a long time!

Me: <wistfully> yeah....she's great isn't she?

GR: <backing nervously away from the Priestess, and running away>  TRANCER!!!

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~Cal
High Priestess
Keeper of the Sword

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