From: Erin Hunt <gk_chesterton@hotmail.com>
Date: Tue Mar 30, 1999  05:28:23  US/Pacific
To: hudsonleick@onelist.com
Subject: [hudsonleick] CRS: This Late Breaking News
Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com

From: "Erin Hunt" <gk_chesterton@hotmail.com>

In lighter news, this recording was taken from a security camera last 
night.

<cut to grainy black and white clip that looks as if it were recorded by 
a device made in the fifties>

Hudson is sitting at her desk, waiting for a response to an audition. 
*Any* audition. Erin storms in, accompanied by a cloud of flies that 
hover around her. Room shakes as she slams the door behind her.

H: What? What?

E: Don't play innocent with me, Leick. You told me that passage led to 
the Goddess's secret vault.

H: Right. Man, do you stink.

E: Oh ho ho ho, like you don't know why. Any idea why that, ahem, 
"passageway" turned out to be a sewer?

H: <wide-eyed innocence>

E: Or why, after I slogged across half of the New Cirra sewer system and 
climbed the septic tank wall, I found only "HUDSON WAS HERE" spray 
painted on the side???? Huh???? Huh????

H: Need I say it?

E: April Fool's?

H: You got it.

E: <faints from frustation>

H: <hits intercom> Yes, room service? Some cleaning services are 
required up here.

<end clip>

E: <sitting at home watching broadcast and undergoing hot oil treatment 
to fix the damage done by the number of times she had to shampoo her 
hair to get the sewer stench out> Oh, you will pay, Leick. You wil PAY!     


Erin Hunt
Your Friendly Neighborhood Psycho-blood-goddess-of-vengeance Worshipper
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