From: "Gerry" Date: Wed Apr 19, 2000 03:47:31 US/Pacific To: "Hudson Leick ML" Subject: [hudsonleick] CRS: Murphy's Law in New Cirra Reply-To: hudsonleick@egroups.com MURPHY'S LAW IN NEW CIRRA 1. The Goddess is always right. 2. If she's not, you're seriously injured or dead. 3. No matter what you say or do, it will always be held against you. 4. Addition to rule #3: If you say or do something wrong, it will always be the wrongest thing you could say or do in this situation. 5. No matter what you do, you can never please the Goddess enough to escape punishment. 6. Punishment will always be the harshest there is. 7. When you're being punished and try to do something to please the Goddess, it will only make things worse. 8. Addition to rule #7: If you don't do anything, it will make things much worse. 9. When the Goddess is happy, you're not. 10. When the Goddess is unhappy, you're too. CONCLUSION - Talk to the Goddess, and you will be punished. - Don't talk to the Goddess, and you will be punished. Gerry aka Taranis, administrator of Callisto's Playground http://www.taranis.de/callisto Gerry's Xena Page: http://www.taranis.de/xenaworld =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Reality.sys corrupted - rebooting universe =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. Wong, All Rights Reserved. "Xena: Warrior Princess" and some material copyright MCA/Universal. Materials copyright their respective authors. Send questions and comments to me, Kevin C. Wong (jahn@csua.berkeley.edu) This page last updated: July 3, 2001.