From: aresluvr@juno.com (Amanda Hugginkiss) Date: Mon Jun 29, 1998 08:41:28 US/Pacific To: jahn@CSUA.Berkeley.EDU Subject: Grand Opening Could you please forward this following message to the emergency list? I'm not subbed on, and the subbing process takes quite a while. Thanks. Hello, The Sunshine Old-fashioned Bakery is now open. That's right folks, the SOB is open for business. All members of the Vicious Circle get a discount(how big depends on how much I like you), but everybody else gets to pay full price. For a limited time only: NUTBREAD special. Buy 3, get 1 free. Only a dinar a loaf, baked fresh everyday. We also add in a little henbane if you want, but that costs extra. GC: Henbane bard? ME: Uhh, of course not, Goddess. Those are intoxicants. What I said was wolfsbane. You know, can't have those werewolves hanging around, can we? GC: That's a good bard ME: And I am not a bard! I'm a baker now. GC: Of course you are, sweetie. ME: GC: So, there's no henbane? ME: No GC: ME: HEY! Oh yeah, I also make wedding cakes. Just a question though, has anyone ever gotten married here? Amanda Hugginkiss Owner of the SOB Member of the Vicious Circle Ares Life Insurance Policy Member #3 "Yes, you too can belong to the Ares Life Insurance Policy. All it'll cost you is your soul." ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. Wong, All Rights Reserved. "Xena: Warrior Princess" and some material copyright MCA/Universal. Materials copyright their respective authors. Send questions and comments to me, Kevin C. Wong (jahn@csua.berkeley.edu) This page last updated: May 4, 2001.