From: Peyton01@aol.com Date: Fri Apr 02, 1999 07:02:23 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com, hleickables@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] CRS: Crusader Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: Peyton01@aol.com Ok you all know the drill..this is a CRS post..a view an eps with the Goddess and hope you live to type about it kinda thing..this may contain some spoilers for the eps Crusader..if you don't like even the smallest spoilers go away..if not enjoy! In Leicky's Temple apartment.. GC PUT THE TAPE IN!!! LK Ok this week's is called "Crusader" ::Promo :this weeks Xena meets her match...: GC why didn't you tell me I was back on Xena already.. LK Uh..well..your see.. ::Xena beats up men on horse back:: GC so much for meeting her match ::Woman in ugly hat revels her face:: LK VP Cyane could teach that chick a thing or two about head gear! ::she goes to kill Gabby:: GC LK VP GC ::she stops:: LK oh great another wacko wannbe..I think the voices in her head told her to spare Gabby.. GC HEY! I never listened to the voices in my head! and who are you calling a wannabe! LK VP HL HL the Bard was refering to the girl in the funny hat.. VP well I need to work out.. GC Hey I think we all should do that! Bard is looking alittle pudgy.. HL GC LK ::Najaria tell Xena and Gabby about her voices:: GC SEE! This is why intoxicants are forbiden! she hears voice because of too much GIN! ::Gabby is awestruck with the rightousness of Najaria:: GC Hit fast forward this is boring..Bardic babbling by a lake..PISSHT ::singing around a camp fire:: GC FAST FORWARD!!!! ::Najaria tells of her plans to help all:: VP Gab gal..if it sounds to good to be true..it probly is. HL she looks better with the funny hat ::slave trades rading a village:: GC reminds me of home.. ::fight scene:: (need I say more?) LK Hey the girl in the funny hat kicks ass.. HL THIS is the idea of a Callisto replacement?? Pu---LEAzE!!!! ::Najaria saves Gabby from a crosbow arrow:: GC Hey! Xena, me and Herc are the only one supposed to be able to do that! ::Najaria tells the surviving slave trader about followign the light:: LK I bet if you shined a light bulb in one ear you could see it come out the other.. GC Lets see.. VP Hey get that light out of my eyes I'm trying to watch this! VP I can't only ride my bike, lift weights, and watch Xena at the same time..and eye exam is just too much! HL GC LK ::Najaria and Gabby are walking along the lake talking, Xena see them:: HL is it me or do they look like there gonna kiss or something? ::Najaria meditating on her voices?:: ::Najaria"your looking for a chance to leave Gabrealle" Xena "she'll die if she stays with me" GC yeah..Can't wait to see the cruxifiction scene ::Xena leave Gabrelle:: HL LK VP ::misty eyed:: GC Oh like she is REALLY leaving her for good...get over it! ::Gabby get "christened" into the light:: GC for a sec there I thought her and the girl in the funny hat were getting hitched.. ::Najaria is exposed to be a big phoney, Xena tries to take Gabby:: GC Oh like she is the ONLY bard in all of Greece? ::Xena gets her ass kicked:: GC HL VP LK HUH? Lk did she just do some breakdancing? ::Gabby stops Najaria from killing Xe:: LK Bard to the rescue? how often does that happen? GC HL VP about once or twice a season.. LK ohh.. ::Xena peer into a big crag in a cave has idea:: GC another fight for the bard? WHY? ::Gabby "Najaria hurry!":: GC HL VP LK who side is she on anyway? ::Xena goes to kill Najaria:: GC well I guess she IS the monster she thought she was..there is hope yet! ::Gabby stop Xe from killing her:: GC Oh Tartarus there goes that.. ::Najaria tied to a post grinning:: GC too much of that Gin! ::Najaria" I for give you Gabrielle" GC WHY??? she betrayed you to Xe..like she does everyone! UGH!! I hated this eps..burn that tape Bard! HL VP Whoohoo! Bon fire!!! ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. Wong, All Rights Reserved. "Xena: Warrior Princess" and some material copyright MCA/Universal. Materials copyright their respective authors. Send questions and comments to me, Kevin C. Wong (jahn@csua.berkeley.edu) This page last updated: June 11, 2001.