From: Peyton01@aol.com
Date: Tue Jun 08, 1999  02:30:13  US/Pacific
To: hleickables@onelist.com
Subject: [hleickables] CRS Ides 
Reply-To: hleickables@onelist.com

From: Peyton01@aol.com

Alright Sarah this is a CRS Skit..with me and the Goddess..
Ok the following contains spoilers for Ides..if you haven't seen it yet..Get 
lost! ok enough with the formal stuff! this is just what I got out of the 
eps..

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GC ÊBard when is it on??

LK Soon my beloved Goddess, do you know what this eps is about?

GC Xena and Gabby get nailed to a cross..rubs hands together Whhohooo! about 
time they have a decent comedy episode!

LK uh Êok..whatever..it is starting..

Goddess and Leicky run for the sofa

click (I don't have to tell you who had to get up to turn the TV on...)

scene of violence and people being horribly tortured 

LY Look Goddess... New Cirra!

GC Êchuckless smart ass..who is the half naked rag chick?

LK don't know..

Xena appears to the half naked rag chick, then Gabby 

GC GASP

LK GASP

LK It's...It's..

GC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GC What in tartarus did they do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

LK Where's your Black Metal Studded Bikini?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

GC WHERE IS MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Callisto apears to Ceaser

GC LK Ê A TOGA!!!!!! 

GC Êfaints 

(at this point the TV exploded, and all the lights went out..where still 
waiting for the Goddess to wake up..of course no one is about to slap her, 
pour water on her..or even touch her till she wakes..but then who can blame 
us)

Disclaimer.. no Cirrians were harmed in this production.but CallistoÊlost her 
hair and her clothes And I believe afew of The Powers That Be will be toast 
when the Goddess wakes..

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