From: Date: Tue Aug 25, 1998 06:02:17 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] CRS Origins of the bard Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: At the Goddess Temple apartment, with Hudson and the Goddess reclining on the sofa, watching Hudson's 7th Heaven apearance.. GC That was it?? I sat through a hour of that ,....that....MUSH for what? ten minutes? THAT IS IT?? HL Yeah, I said the same thing when I saw the check. But hey, it paid for the Vet bills. GC Griffen? HL no Adam GC Oh HL BARD!!!!! more Dr. P! LK HL Leicky I must say you are doing a great job. LK HL Goddess I don't know where you got a wonderful bard as Leicky LK HL HL so Goddess where did you get her? GC uh, I uh... she used to work at the temple of Athena HL Really kid? when was this? LK oh about a long time ago HL oh that tells me so much... GC well Leicky's past is a long story HL yeah like where did you come from, who were your parents, and what the hell is your real name! GC LK Larissa! ============================================================================== From: Peyton01@aol.com Date: Thu Oct 01, 1998 02:50:36 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] CRS Origins of the Bard part 2 Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: Peyton01@aol.com LK Oh look Hudson, we have another blood thursty warlord in our land... HL Yeah.. LK I'll have to tell the Goddess she has a new enemy, that will get rid of him.. GODDESS!!!! GC yeah? LK we have a new victim for you to torture! GC Oh joy! what is the poor fools name? LK Vlad Tepes GC He is dead bard! I know I was with him when he died.. HL Goddess you didn't kill Vlad Tepes..atleast that isn't was history records.. GC yeah, yeah well I will say he died with a ear to ear grin! I was too much woman for him...MAAHAHHHHHAAAHHH HL LK LK Goddess when are we gonna sit down so you can tell me about my origins? GC Just did! HHHAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA HL OH GODS!!! NOOOOO!!!!! LK I don't get it? HL well I'm sure you mommy will tell you soon, I hope, cause I sure don't wanna explain this! LK I don't have a mother! I'm a orphan remember.. HL this will all make sence soon..just try not to think to much about it ============================================================================== From: Peyton01@aol.com Date: Wed Oct 28, 1998 07:15:05 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Cc: socbard@hotmail.com, Pandora415@aol.com Subject: [hudsonleick] (CRS) Origins of the Bard.. Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: Peyton01@aol.com At the Goddess Temple apartment, with Hudson and the Goddess reclining on the sofa, watching Hudson's 7th Heaven apearance.. GC That was it?? I sat through a hour of that ,....that....MUSH for what? ten minutes? THAT IS IT?? HL Yeah, I said the same thing when I saw the check. But hey, it paid for the Vet bills. GC Griffen? HL no Adam GC Oh HL BARD!!!!! more Dr. P! LK HL Leicky I must say you are doing a great job. LK HL Goddess I don't know where you got a wonderful bard as Leicky LK HL HL so Goddess where did you get her? GC uh, I uh... she used to work at the temple of Athena HL Really kid? when was this? LK oh about a long time ago HL oh that tells me so much... GC well Leicky's past is a long story HL yeah like where did you come from, who were your parents, and what the hell is your real name! GC LK Larissa! HL oh yeah! so Bard where ya from? GC LK a land far away.. HL Well I can't do that anymore.. I"m going nuts here! TELL ME!!!! LK I don't know I grew up as the Goddess lacky, till she dumped me with Athena, saying she was gonna get herself a bard. HL Ah the was when you picked Melissa. GC right, my favorate Bard, there will never be another like her..wish she get back from that vacation she is on.. Somewhere over the rainbow.. MM I"m free!!! I'm free! George alittle to the left.. George the masuse Yes maam.. MM oh I should have stolen Goddess's credit card years ago, this is the best vacation I have ever been on! No Goddess nagging, no Leick getting me in trouble, no Twins, no telepathy, the Goddess's brat isn't buggin me.. vaction at the Temple of Ares.. George I think Ares what you to come a play Furies with him again, maam.. MM YIPIE!!!! Ares, Ares, Ares! Back in the Goddess's temple apartment HL ok, Leicky....er..Larissa, how old are you? LK I"m 23 GC that is rounding off.. your 2 HUNDRED 30! LK yeah I know.. HL 230? you don't look any older than, 18! What are you immortal? GC LK yup! LK my mother was a God, and my father was a mortal.. HL ok that is it! I wanna hear how you two met! GC oh all right.. watch as I tell the tale of adventure, romance, love...er ok forget that, here's the story! Sometime after I killed Xeeena, yes that is right I KILLED XEEEENA!!!! AND HER LITTLE FRIEND TOO!!! anyway..I was a few years after adn I was in Europe, and well Aphrodite ask me to break up a wedding for her..and of course I was more than happy to cause, pain, suffering, and lost of tears.. HL and? GC Oh adn to thank me the dumb witch cause me to experience love ..ick! How dare she! anyway..I met this guy, named Vladimir I think..yeah Vlady boy! He was cool, had this huge sword, and his weapon was pretty big too! HL Hmm..so he was good I take it? GC Yeah it was great, and then to show me how much he loved me he ordered this whole down impled in my name..isn't that sweet? all those people screaming in pain..all for me! ::sigh:: anyway GC one day one of his own men mistook him for the enemey as he was watching a battle and he died..and all he left me was a bun in the oven..bummer huh? LK Goddess what does this have to do with me?? HL See Goddess I told you you should have given her the talk! GC sweetie, your the bun LK I'm not a bum! I work really hard! I wait on you two all day, and night! GC Riss! Listen! LK I have been listening.. GC Bun is another term for...Baby! LK YOU PUT A BABY IN THE OVEN???? THAT IS SICK EVEN FOR YOU!!! HL Leicky, sweetie, you were the baby.. LK you put me in a oven? I don't remember that! then again I'm glad I don't remember that! GC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LK GC GC Leicky your my daughter! LK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HL Oh god Leicky is turning to the dark side! LK am I really? can I do any cool half god things??? GC well in case you haven't noticed you are immortal..you are several hundred years old.. LK oh yeah I always wondered about that.. So can I call you mom? GC uh, I'll think about it.. LK wonder if I can do that.. HL if you gonna try try OUTSIDE! your not blowing up my house like you did yours! LK ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. 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