From: Michael Rudy <avalonis@hotpop.com>
Date: Mon Jul 12, 1999  09:10:14  US/Pacific
To: HLeickables Mailing List <hleickables@onelist.com>
Subject: [hleickables] The Reluctant Return of Michael
Reply-To: hleickables@onelist.com

From: Michael Rudy <avalonis@hotpop.com>

Somewhere on a beach in the Bahamas

Michael: <talking on his cell phone and drinking a strawberry banana
daiquiri as a gorgeous bikini clad brunette massages his shoulders> What
do you MEAN you lost my car?!? What the H*LL do I pay you guys for?!?
All I asked you to do was........

GC: <Appears in blaze of glory, crosses her arms and glares at Michael>
There you pissant!

MR: <Setting down his daiquiri> {Oh sh*t she found me} <Slowly raises
the cell phone back to his mouth> Uh....Iām going to have to call you
guys back later. Something just came up.

GC: <Walking slowly toward Michael> You got that right my sweet!

MR: <Drops his cell phone and waves off his female companion> {Iāve got
to get out of here} <desperately looking for an escape route> {Iām soooo
dead} <Gingerly waves at Goddess and speaks in a quivering and nervous
voice as he slowly backs away> Hhhhhhi....Goddess itās nice to see
you......I hope youāre doing fine......

GC: Iāll show you how fine Iām doing you sniveling coward. <Raising her
hand as she prepares to throw a fireball>

MR: <Takes off running down the beach at break neck speed> 

GC: Oh for Zeusā sake doesnāt that idiot know he canāt escape a Goddess.
<Disappears in a ball of fire>

MR: <Frantically running and turning his head around every few seconds
to see where Goddess was> {Iād like to know who told her where I was}
<Turns his head and sees that Goddess has vanished>

GC: <Appears five feet ahead of Michael>

MR: <Slams into Goddess and hits the ground hard from the impact>

GC: <Placing her right foot on Michaelās chest to keep him from getting
up and standing over him with huge evil smile on her face> Did you
possibly think you could escape from me?

MR: <Realizing that he has no means of escape surrenders to Goddessā
custody> Nnnnno Goddess I wasnāt thinking.

GC: Do you ever think?

MR: Well most of the time I do but, when you appear my mind turns to
JELL-O

GC: <SMACK> It was a rhetorical question you moron.

MR: <Whispering under his breath> Oh I didnāt know you knew big words
like rhetorical.

GC: <SMACK PUNCH SMACK> I heard that!! <Grabbing Michael by the shoulder
as forcefully hoisting him to his feet> Now get up Iām taking you back
to New Cirra.

MR: <Rolling his eyes> Why on Earth for?

GC: <SMACK> Two reasons Mikey.....

MR: Goddess you know I hate being called that!!

GC: <SMACK> Shut up and donāt interrupt me!! And Iāll call you anything
I want!!

MR: <Lowers his head> Yes Goddess.

GC: Now as I was saying, there are two reasons why Iām taking you back.
1) Because me and Cal need someone to harasses and torment and 2) itās
time for the New Cirra Summer Olympics and I need you a my team.

MR: But Goddess I have a date tonight.

GC: <Arches an eyebrow> Ooooo I wouldnāt want to keep you away from
those over developed bimbos you like being around but, GET OVER IT!!
Youāre coming.

MR: But Goddess....

GC: <SMACK> I donāt want to hear it.

MR: Oh all right!!

GC and MR: <Disappear in a fiery cloud> 

GC: <SMACK SMACK>

MR: What were those for?

GC: One was for you drinking intoxicants and the other was for your
womanizing. You KNOW how I feel about those two things.

MR: Iām going to regret this for the rest of my life.

GC: Ohhhh youāre soooooooo right Mikey!!

MR: GODDESS!!


Well everyone as you can see I'm back in New Cirra and ready to have
some fun. :-)

Michael

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