From: HeavensBetrayal@aol.com Date: Wed Mar 21, 2001 07:53:16 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@yahoogroups.com, hleickables@yahoogroups.com Subject: [hudsonleick] Official Press Release From OTP Reply-To: hudsonleick@yahoogroups.com Yes, this straight from Twin #2. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------- It has come to my attention that there is or was some question as to the whereabouts or what-abouts of the Oddity Twins or OddityTwins Productions. In Order of Appearance: Melissa Monson was last seen somewhere in the Western Hemisphere quite active in community theatre and getting funds together for her Internet business / lemur farm. Matt Peters did a stint at Harley Davidson but has taken a job where he lays carpeting. He spends his day face down in shag and is quite happy about it. Miss Trancer (cause I'm nasty) survived yet another earthquake and consistently denies knowledge of the whereabouts of Kevin Sorbo. Chief Jeff faced jailtime for the 1998 clubbing deaths of Joan and Melissa Rivers but was acquitted simply because California Supreme Court felt "they bloody deserved it." Gene is now living the "Life Of Reilly" and is sleeping with Sarah Michelle Gellar. He recently had a tattoo removed that read "Slayer Layer" from his forehead. Galloway has been confined to his home. Not under house arrest, but Goddess thought it'd be funny. Pandora still worships the wrong Goddess and is happy living in a small treehouse outside Melissa's Temple Apartment, although Velaska still won't let her sleep in the bed. Note, it is a smaller Temple Apartment since we all moved out to the 'burbs. Shadow Dancer is a newly discovered Eighth Oddity Twin from the frozen tundra of Canada. She tends to collect cats and wayward pizza girls with questionable morals. Cal, the High Priestess, Ninth Wonder of Twindom and collector of various edged weaponry regarding the Goddess, has made a few vain attempts to usurp Mallboy as the official bootlick and worshipper of leatherwear, but Goddess has grown comfortable with the little guy as a footrest, much to his joy. Cal is currently plotting a coup to get the Second Twin ousted as footrest. GeekGrrl - the Oddity Cousin was last seen venturing into the woods of Maryland with a camcorder and 3 young maidens of virtue true to investigate strange phenomena in the surrounding area. Her film was found five years later. Boy was it randy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ There you have it, straight from the Twin's mouth...err, fingers. ~Cal High Priestess Keeper of Callisto's Sword Ninth Wonder of the Oddity World ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. Wong, All Rights Reserved. "Xena: Warrior Princess" and some material copyright MCA/Universal. Materials copyright their respective authors. Send questions and comments to me, Kevin C. Wong (jahn@csua.berkeley.edu) This page last updated: June 11, 2001.