From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) Date: Wed Jul 15, 1998 10:04:52 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] Presenting...The Goddess! Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: warriorqueen1@juno.com (Amanda K Hocker) The Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center has decided to give the Goddess another try...err...monolouge to preform. Here it is! When I'm Happiest... By The Goddess Starring-The Goddess GC: Could we just get on with it! AH: Yes Goddess, just wanted to give you the credit for this monolouge. GC: Well, that's good. You aren't trying to make up for the last time when you cut my little speech short would you. AH: No Goddess. GC: Okay. Just let me warm up. That's better. AH: Continue Goddess. GC: When I'm happiest I am filled with joy. I am happiest when I kill. I am happiest when people die. I am happiest when things burn. Except my home. I am happiest when pain is brought to the live of the one who burned my home!!!!! I am happiest when a certain, irritating blonde sacrifices herself to save her evil daughter. Overall, I'm a very happy person. AH: That was very good Goddess. Thank you. GC: I have another one I would like to preform. AH: Another time Goddess. For now, let's leave these people to their other mail. GC: What other mail, isn't this it? This isn't just the one mail to the whole list? AH: Goddess, your not making any sense! GC: It's you whose not making the sense around here. Now, go write me another play! Better yet, FINISH THE ONE YOU STARTED! AH:.....yes...goddess.... GC: Good. Just felt like writing this, hope you all had a happy day! Amanda Owner and Operator of The Bitter Suite Preforming Arts Center And Whose been busy with my big party to write the rest of my play! ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. Wong, All Rights Reserved. "Xena: Warrior Princess" and some material copyright MCA/Universal. Materials copyright their respective authors. Send questions and comments to me, Kevin C. Wong (jahn@csua.berkeley.edu) This page last updated: June 11, 2001.