From: cirra@juno.com (Jennifer A Hocker) Date: Fri Aug 21, 1998 12:28:37 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] (CRS) Skit- A Road Trip With the Goddess Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: cirra@juno.com (Jennifer A Hocker) First I want to begin by saying, this is only part one of my skit. If anyone wants to be in it, I need 5 more people, so the first five to PRIVATELY e-mail me will be put in the skit, all though, Leicky I need you since you are the Goddesses Bard. So Leicky, if you want to be in it, let me know. So the first 5 people to e-mail me will be put in the skit. The others will be used as back ups and might have small parts. So e-mail me and enjoy, there are going to be several parts to the skit, so I might be able to use others, so e-mail me anyway. Make some popcorn and sit back and Enjoy!!!! A Road Trip with the Goddess Part One ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, well, we start with me in my office in New Cirra working on designs for new buildings, and listening to some music, singing to myself happily. Me: All by myself, I don't need anyone at all, It will be mine no one can take it from me. Amanda(ah): knock knock, Hey sis how are you doing? Madonna, nice choice of music {ruffles my hair}. Me: Fine, what do you want? {angry cause I was interrupted} AH: [chewing on an apple] Oh nothing. {odd look on her face} Me: So why are you here? AH: No reason at all. Just stopped in for a visit. Me: Well I am kinda busy so I will talk to you later. AH: Oh that wouldn't be smart. Me: {puzzled} Why? A flash of light and Goddess appears. GC: Have you told her yet? AH: Not yet. Me: Told me what? What is going on why are you in my office? {getting very frusterated and scared} GC: Well we decided to take a little road trip. Me: A road trip, what are you talking about? I can't drive, what do you need me for? AH: Well see Goddess decided that she wanted to go to this fair see...and well we needed someone who could go with us who had money, and well you have a good business and well you are my sister and all..... Me: Oh I see so I have to pay for it. GC: Right you are now let's go!!!! {dragging me out the door} Me: Wait, who's going to take us? GC: That's my choice, now quiet you. Me: I'll get you for this Amanda AH: {Happily running alongside Goddess} So Goddess, know we have money, and we need a car driver. GC: Don't worry about that little one, I have it all planned out. I am going to show you the best time. AH: {grin} Oh Goddess your the best. GC: That's nice now never say that again ok, I have a reputation to mantain. AH: Yes Goddess. ME: Can you let go of me. GC: Ok, sorry. Me: {Pulling grass and dirt out of my shirt and mouth.} Pheewy... Oh gods, why me. GC: Be right back you two, don't go anywhere. AH: ok Goddess. Me: Suck up, why did you do this to me. AH: Well Goddess wanted to go and I said I knew someone who could pay for it and well here we are. Me: Oh well good one genius, I left my dinars back at the office. I will be right back. Just stay here. AH: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Me: Hey listen if you want me to pay for it I will need my money, so I will be right back. {walking away} AH: But Goddess said.... ME: I will be right back don't worry, Goddess won't even know I am gone. AH: ok I walk back to my office incredibly annoyed because I have to use my money and I can't finish my work. I get my dinars, and head back to where Goddess and Amanda are. GC: Well well, were have we been? ME: Well I had to get m money. GC: Why can't you be more like Amanda she listens. ME: {mumbling under my breath} stupid suck up, ohh she will pay. GC: What was that? ME: I said I will pay, for the trip I meant. GC: Oh ok, well I got us a driver. Me: who is it? Well know, I need responses so e-mail me and keep watching for part two where we will be off and it will be a car ride with the Goddess, you never know what will happen. ;) Jenn H PROUD MEMBER OF CLUB PAIN Architect of New Cirra And also one Architect in a lot of trouble. ============================================================================== From: cirra@juno.com (Jennifer A Hocker) Date: Fri Aug 21, 1998 07:09:28 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] (CRS) Skit~ A Road Trip With The Goddess Part 2 Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: cirra@juno.com (Jennifer A Hocker) Well where did I leave off.... Oh yeah, ok we were about to find out who was going to take us. GC: Leicky!!!! She is going to drive us!!! Leicky(L): Well are we ready to go? ME: Oh no, her you have got to be kidding me! GC: {making fireball} Jenn, she is my bard so you better behave or else. ME: {gulp} Yes goddess. GC: Well let's go, we need a car now. Jenn...... {looking at me} ME: Oh no, no, no, you can't be serious! GC: Jenn {growing angry} ME: With Leicky driving you got to be kidding me. Oh no, she is not going to drive my car. {looking over at my new car that is waiting for me to drive when I am old enough} GC: Well we have to go out in style. ME: NO GODDESS NO! 45 minutes later I find myself waking up in the passenger seat of my new cherry red, mustang convertible. ME: By the gods no! GC: Well look what happened we ended up in your car. AH: Yeah, you said we could take it. ME: I did not. GC: {angry look} Yes you did. ME: oh ok, goddess {slinking down in my seat.} L: Weeeeeee this is a fun car it goes real fast! AH & GC: Weeeeeeeeee, GC: We have to pick up Hudson ME: Where are we going to put her? I found out later on that I shouldn't have questioned that. I find myself stuck between Hudson and Goddess in the back seat. AH: Comfy Jenn ME: I'll get you. GC: Don't talk to your sister like that. {smack} ME:Yes Goddess. Hudson(HL): Well where are we off to? GC: We are going to a fair. Jenn here decided she would take us and pay for all of us. ME: All of us you can't be serious. GC: Oh of course I am, and she let Leicky drive her car. L: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, this is so much fun, ready Amanda.. No hands weeeeee AH: Weeeeeee, I like that trick, did you see the garbage pail we just hit! That was cool. ME: (oh no I can't bear to look at my car after this) GC: (Well that could cause a problem since it is your car) ME: (Thanks for the reminder Goddess) GC: No problem HL: What? GC: Nothing, so Hudson I see you brought Griffen. Hello doggie, Yo Quiero Taco Bell? Griffen: Bark Bark Bark ME: Can you please try to keep the dog off of me, and my leather seats. HL: Well it is either you or the seats, so pick. ME: Oh shucks, I guess it is me. Son of a Bacchee, look out. GC:{smack} Watch your mouth. THUMP L: Uh oh, what was that. AH: Stop the car, I think we hit something. ME: Ya think duh! GC: { smack} Stop treating your sister like that. ME: Yes Goddess. Leicky stops the car and we all get out, I walk over to the front of my car. ME: By the gods, look at my car!! It is ruined! Oh {begins to cry} GC: Griller!!!! So nice to see you here! Griller(G): Hi goddess. HL: You don't look so good. G: Well I was just hit by a car what do you think I would look good. Where were you going in such a hurry anyway. HL: We are going to a fair, wanna come with us? G: OK. Griller hops into the car with his broken leg and settles in. ME: Wait a second, we can't take every one. GC: Sure we can yoink. ME: Give me back my dinars, Goddess. GC: You are paying aren't you? ME: Well yes, but we aren't even near the fair yet. GC: Well we have to get there somehow, don't we. ME: Yeah, but... GC and Hudson talk off sides, Goddess disappears, and Hudson walks over to Griffen like nothing has happened. Me: {uh oh} End Well tune in next time for when the Goddess returns and what she returns with!!!! Jenn H PROUD MEMBER OF CLUB PAIN Architect of New Cirra ============================================================================== From: cirra@juno.com (Jennifer A Hocker) Date: Wed Aug 26, 1998 07:25:50 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] (CRS) Skit~A Road Trip With The Goddess Part 3 Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: cirra@juno.com (Jennifer A Hocker) We left off with Griller being hit by a car, and wanting to come along to the fair. Meanwhile Goddess took my dinars and disappeared. I walk over to Hudson looking not interested in what Goddess said. Trying to be cool. Well I tripped, but don't say a word. HL: Are you ok? Me: Yeah oh I'm great, so nice dog. HL: {looks at me like I have three heads} Thanks, what do you want? Me: Want oh nothing at all, just to say hi. HL: Leicky....LEICKY GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!! LK: What....Hudson....is that you? HL: YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!!!! I begin chasing Hudson around my now demolished car and yelling about the Goddess and my dinars. Leicky chases me and knocks me down. LK: Snap out of it!! For Gods sake, snap out of it!! {Smacks me across face many times} Me:I'm {smack} fine {smack} leave me {smack} alone!!! {smack} LK: Are you ok now? Me: A little sore but I am ok, thanks Leicky. LK: No Problem. A burst of fire and Goddess appears. GC: Here are your dinars. Me: Where did you go? GC: To get us a ride. AH: what kind of ride Goddess? GC: Well little one look over there. We all turn and look as a limo comes driving up to the corner of the street. G: Oh yeah Limo Limo Limo Limo...... Griller hops out of the car and hobbles over to the limo. Leicky runs over and pushes him on the street and gets in the limo. AH: Good choice sis. Me: It wasn't me, oh nevermind. GC: Come on Jenn we have a lot to do. Goddess grabs me by the arm and pulls me in the limo. Everyone gets in. GC: What does this do? {pushes a button} We see the little window go down. And the driver appears. GC: Mad Catter so nice to see you here. NOW DRIVE!! MC: Yes Goddess here we go. GC: Wow look at all the buttons in this thing. You were right Hudson this is a fancy thing. HL: Yeah I thought you might like it. AH: Can I sit next to you Goddess please please please? GC: Sure, come on over. AH: yippee!!! Thanks Goddess your the best. GC: What have I said about saying that before? AH: sorry goddess. HL: So Jenn your an Architect. Me: Yes, can you get this dog out of my face please. HL: Oh he likes you. LK:{he he he now she gets terrorized by Hudson and her little doggie} MUHUHAHAHA GC: Leicky are you ok? {puzzled} LK: Yes I am Goddess {embarrassed but still glad} GC: Wow another button. {presses button} HL: Look a tv, wow. Goddess and Hudson, watch tv and call over Leicky to change the channel. Leicky: {rats, I thought I could get away from the TV for a while.} GC: rats where? Leicky: figure of speech. GC: Oh ok. The Goddess and Hudson watch TV, while Leicky is forced to change the channel. Amanda is just happy to be next to the Goddess and Hudson, while on the other side of Hudson I sit with Griffen clawing me and nipping at my face. Griller seems to be comfy laying out on the Limo couch with his leg in the air. Watching it as it moves back and forth. We all stay doing what we are doing until the Mad Catter gets us to the fair. End Part Three. Part 4 coming soon "At the fair" This one may not be funny cause it is really late at night and I need sleep. Good night! Jenn H PROUD MEMBER OF CLUB PAIN Architect of New Cirra ============================================================================== From: cirra@juno.com (Jennifer A Hocker) Date: Sun Dec 06, 1998 05:16:05 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Subject: [hudsonleick] A ROAD TRIP WITH THE GODDESS!!! Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: cirra@juno.com (Jennifer A Hocker) Well here goes, it is continued!! Part 4: At the Fair! Well now, we left off with a bunch of stuff, Goddess and Hudson watching TV with there faithful little bard at there side, changing the channel, Griller with his broken leg, me with the dog, and Amanda happy as ever between Goddess and Hudson. Let's continue shall we: AH: Gee, I feel so special. GC: Hush, TV Wow, this woman is a bitch, I like her. HL: Yeah, amazing! LK: Man I knew I should have stayed home. GC: QUIET and turn the volume up. LK: Yes Goddess. ME: Ahhh...can someone help...please... HL: Oh Griffen just likes you. ME: Oh G: Weeee look my leg can bend in ways I never even knew it could. LK: Ewwww, gross, why don't you get someone to look at that. G: No way, this is cool. Wait till i show Mistress! MC: Well here we are, the fairgrounds! GC: Woo Hoo, come on Jenn let's go. HL: Yippee!! I want the carousel!! ME: Yikes, damn this place to Tartarus!!! GC: Watch the language. ME: Yes Goddess. We all get out of the Limo one at a time, well not really, anyway, Goddess and Hudson run over to a long line by the carousel, while Amanda follows faithfully behind with Leicky who doesn't look to impressed. Griller hobbles out of the limo and lies next to my feet. G: Wow the view is great from down here, what nice...long....beautiful....legggg... Oooouuucchhh!! JH: Cut it out and get this darn dog off of me. G: Ok, here boy, come on Griffen JH: Oh god, he is scratching me harder, don't whistle he doesn't like that!!! G: JH: I'll get you for this I fall to the ground, and see Griffen run and start attacking Griller's broken leg. JH: he he he what the Those legs, those thighs, those Oh hello Mistress, he he, ahh what a coincidence meeting you here, ahh hi! MOC: Well now, what have we here, Jenn, wow what happened to you. JH: Oh nothing, Griffen just liked me to much. MOC: What are you and Griller doing here? JH: Well we were just heading to the fair with Goddess and Hudson and.... Look, that looks like it is coming from the carousel....uh oh! Mistress and me begin to run towards the large fire in the middle of the fair grounds. G: Hey Jenn.... Mistress..... Hello.... help! MC: Hey down there. G: Mad Catter, you got to help me. Please, get this dog off of me. MC: Nope, I think I will just stroll over there and get some cotton candy. G: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Well Mistress and I are off to see what Goddess has done now, Griller is once again in trouble as usual and Mad Catter is strolling around in his chauffeur uniform laughing evilly. Soon to come : Part 5: Here Comes Trouble Again!! Jenn H "Illegal fruits in little Italy" ~news reporter: hey, it was a commercial and it stuck in my head. Architect of New Cirra PROUD MEMBER OF CLUB PAIN!! ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. 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