From: "Heresy" Date: Wed Jun 10, 1998 07:10:11 US/Pacific To: "Hudson Leick Mailing List" Subject: Applications for the Vicious Circle Reply-To: We are currently taking membership applications for the New Cirran Vigilante Group. Our official name is The Vicious Circle. We get licenses to carry a sack filled with doorknobs and I'll supply you with a pillow sack. But, you have to supply your own knobs. These will be used for public entertainment, or with extremely bothersome people. Also, you get the club t-shirt that reads: "I joined The Vicious Circle and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!" Name: Occupation: (And even though we all get pillowsacks filled with doorknobs) Weapon of choice: Why you want to join: Have you ever belonged to a group like this before? Do you have a special insignia that would be easily recognizable by others or would go great on a coffee mug? Do you have any special powers? Do you have any weaknesses that I should know about? What's the worst nightmare you've ever had? Are you afraid of the dark? Do you have any problems with people with sick, twisted minds like the ones already in The Vicious Circle? And for you ladies: Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I? (just kidding) That will be all...for now. Please fill out all the questions if possible. ** Heresy ¼ ** "You are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- FOUR counts!!!!" The Spanish Inquisition Monty Python's Flying Circus ============================================================================== Web site copyright (c) 2001 Kevin C. Wong, All Rights Reserved. "Xena: Warrior Princess" and some material copyright MCA/Universal. Materials copyright their respective authors. Send questions and comments to me, Kevin C. Wong (jahn@csua.berkeley.edu) This page last updated: July 3, 2001.