From: Wight@axl.be (Wight) Date: Sun Feb 13, 2000 05:08:38 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Cc: shoes@village.uunet.be, khorne@eudoramail.com Subject: [hudsonleick] CRS: Callisto TV Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: Wight@axl.be (Wight) First of all, thanks for all the comments, it is really appreciated. Second, if anyone else wants some 'screentime' by all means go right ahead, the more the merrier right ? Beside, it will divide the goddess' rage when she decides to punish those responsible -Wight- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------- I Callisto TV I -------------------- Tonight, A Callisto TV special .... Callisto in the movie: .......... OUT OF AFRICA .......... Errrr, because of 'creative differences' the movie has been cancelled. Instead, we go to a previously recorded talkshow where our Goddess gives her first ever interview for Callisto TV ... ........... AN INTERVIEW WITH CALLISTO, EXCLUSIVE ON CALLISTO TV !! <*APLAUSE*> <*MORE APLAUSE*> <*STILL MORE APLAUSE*> <*AND STILL MORE APLAUSE*> <*OH SHUT UP ALREADY !!*> Talkshowhost ( J , you'll see why later): Greetings, and welcome to our show. Tonight, for our grand opening, we have with us none other then the almight ruler of New Cirra and the most flaming goddess in the known world: None other then the Scourge of Greece, the Goddess of Vengeance, the Warrior Queen, and all round bad-girl. I present to you: Callisto !!> <*APLAUSE*> Goddess Callisto (GC): Hello Jim. J: Errr, my name isn't Jim. GC: It is now ! J: Right, ofcourse, Jim it is. GC: Hello Jim. J: Greetings Goddess. Before we get started, lets tell the viewers a little more about what you do. GC: Alright. J: GC: J: So ... what *do* you do ? GC: Oh, I'm the ruler of New Cirra. J: You're a goddess ? GC: That's right Jim. J: And you rule the town ? GC: Right again J: So, what's that like ? GC: Well, it's tiring really. You see, subjects are like children. You have to watch them all the time. J: Ahhh, to make sure they don't deviate from the path ? GC: No, for the opportunity to punish them when they do ! J: Errr, right. Why don't we skip the introduction and head on to what you wanted to talk about today. GC: Ok. J: You wanted to talk about what is wrong with our society these days ? GC: That's right Jim. J: So, what is wrong with our society ? GC: There aren't any heroes anymore. J: There aren't any heroes anymore ? GC: That's right, there aren't any heroes anymore ? J: So you're saying our society is on a crash course to Tartarus because of a lack of heroes ? That sounds like a strange statement coming from you. GC: Well, its the truth. J: Ok, actually, I agree with you. But would you care to elaborate for the viewers. GC: Certainly. You see Jim, we need heroes. They make us feel good about ourselves, they give us hope in humanity. J: Quite right. GC: I mean, there's nothing like waking up in the morning, looking out of your window and the first thing you see is a hero, whom you know is a rolemodel for people, a pinnacle of pure good and rightousness ... J: I couldn't agree more ... GC: .... chained up against the wall ... J: Huh ? GC: While a lynch mob is busy throwing rocks at him or her ... J: What ?! GC: Or burning the hero with cattle-prods ... J: Excuse me ... GC: Then when that's done they proceed to horribly disfigure him or her with a scalpel ... J: GC: Or skin parts of his or her body, ... J: GC: And if you want a really good morning, eat the skin. J: GC: No no, like I said. We should have more heroes in our society. There's just nothing better to start of your day ... GC: Hello, Jim ? Where are you ? .......... That's it for tonight Lady and Gentlemen, but please tune in next week, when Callisto appears in Star Wars: DC (Darth Callisto): Join me Xena, and together, we will rule the universe as father and son ! X: DC: CUT !!! .......... ============================================================================== From: wight@axl.be Date: Sun Feb 20, 2000 07:35:35 US/Pacific To: hudsonleick@onelist.com Cc: shoes@village.uunet.be, khorne@eudoramail.com Subject: [hudsonleick] CRS: Callisto TV, Take 3 Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com From: wight@axl.be Welcome back everyone for yet another exciting, spooky, scary, horrible, terrifying, and absolutely sensational .... ---- Superbowl !!!!---- Unfortunately the Superbowl was cancelled due to the players all suffering from spontaneous combustion and instead we're forced to show: CALLISTO TV ---------------------- Featuring: The Goddess Callisto !!! Tonight: CALLISTO starring in ... ----------------------- I BAYWATCH I ----------------------- VOICEOVER: It is here, on a lone, wooden tower, that we find our star, Pammisto, gazing with her .... Callisto(C): And the same fate to anyone else who ever dares call me Pammisto again !! ... TAKE 2 !! ... VOICEOVER: It is here, on a lone, wooden tower, that we find our star, Callisto, gazing with her piercing eyes across the beach, looking for any sign of trouble C: Tsk tsk tsk, what is it with these women now-a-days. They think that be dressing like that people will like them better> C: .... Errr, .... nevermind. C: . Pfff, it's such a slow day, nothing is happening. What I wouldn't give right now for a natural disaster, or another world war, or ... C: ... or, wait a minute !! C: ... or a shark !