From: wight@axl.be (Wight)
Date: Fri Jun 26, 1998  08:07:53  US/Pacific
To: hudsonleick@onelist.com
Subject: [hudsonleick] <CRS> CapnNate claims inside knowledge of Hudson's future projects
Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com

From: wight@axl.be (Wight)


<scene: Wight, after having found a new tomb to live in, finally
settles down and prepares for some well deserved rest. Just as he is
about to lie down the chamber around him changes and he suddenly finds
himself in Callisto's temple, surounded by a circle of fire>

From beyond the fire: WIGHT !!

W: Goddess, is that you ?

GC: <appearing just behind the flames> I am very angry !!

W: (oh oh) <hoping that maybe he'll get lucky once> Yes, I'd be very
angry too, considering the circumstances.

GC: Don't play smart with me little ma... thing ! <GC suddenly notices
Wigth is wearing an arm bracer> What's up with that ?

W: Oh this. Just a minor setback, I didn't find a suitable bone after
I died to last time. Something to do with a nuclear blast and a
certain Goddess.

GC: Really. <to her highpriestess> Cal, smash his other arm as well.

CAL: <grinning> My pleasure. Don't worry, this won't hurt ... much.

W: <panicky> Hey, wait a second, can someone please tell me what's
going on.

<The Artist formerly known as Lady Callisto (afkalc for short) appears
on the scene as well.>

AFKALC: Wight, you are hereby charged with high treason, and will be
brought to court for trial, after which you will be found guilty and
will be executed.

W: <rolls eyes> What sort of trial is that ?? Eeeerrr, I mean, what in
Tartarus did I do.

CAL: you disobeyed a direct order from the Goddess.

AFKALC: you failed to act in the Goddess' best wishes

GC: I was bored.

W: What order, what best wishes, .... and how can you be bored you
just nuked an entire country !!

GC: Watch your tongue, ... or whatever it is that makes you speak.

AFKALC: you allowed Hudson to be insulted without summary punishment.

CAL: You failed to kill CapnNate.

W: (what is this, a tag team)

GC, AFKALC and CAL: I heard that !!!

W: Ooops. But how do you know he isn't dead ?

<CAL throws Wight a sheet of paper, printed upon which is CapnNate
latest post in DON-Forum-land>

W: Ack, I guess that'll explain it. <then suddenly seeing his chance.>
Hey, but isn't this good news ???

GC: Yeah, so .... ???

W: Then isn't it a good thing that the guy isn't dead ??

GC: <thinks for a few seconds> You're right, it is a good thing that
CapnNate isn't dead ...

W: <sighs with relief, but didn't notice GC wasn't finished yet ...>

GC: And you wanted to kill the guy !!!

W: <astonished> What ???

AFKALC: Wight, you are hereby charged with High treason, for wanting
to kill a messenger that brought us this good news.

CAL: For failing to act in the goddess best wishes

GC: And besides, I'm still bored.

W: <resigning himself for certain doom> I just never seem to be able
to win in these things ?!

..........


-Wight-
Who is in real life inflected with a dislocated shoulder and will be
posting a lot less during the next few weeks.

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