From: wight@axl.be (Wight)
Date: Thu Dec 24, 1998  01:26:09  US/Pacific
To: hudsonleick@onelist.com
Subject: [hudsonleick] <CRS> The Cirrian Christmas Tree!!!!
Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com

From: wight@axl.be (Wight)

On Wed, 23 Dec 1998 22:58:12 -0600 (CST), you wrote:

>I also donate the irritating blondes quills and scrolls.  Also out of
>reach. :)
>
>Next ornament anyone??????
>
>Bello
>

I used you in this skit Bello. I hope you don't mind

..........

Wight walks into town, after a long absence. In his left hand, he
carries a robe, with which he drags for a big brown sack. Someone is
obviously flailing around in the sack, because of the rather
unsymetrical moves it is making.

B (Bello): What do you think you're doing. Mugging isn't allowed on
this city. Except after 10 and on special hollidays.

W: <shrugs> Huh, I didn't know that. Oh, but I didn't mug this person,
I *kidnapped* this person.

B: <suspicious glare> After eleven. 

W: Yeah, sure, whatever you say officer.

<GC appears in a flash of fire. She looks at her beautiful tree for a
moment, smiles, then turns back to Bello and Wight>

GC: Ahh, there you are Wight. Where have you been all this time.
You're supposed to bring an ornament to hang from the tree.

B: <adding> And no half rotten corpses, demonic things or slithering
wormlike creatures.

W: Hey !! I'll have you know my desert on the thanksgiving party
tasted great, thank you.

GC: So, where have you been ? Don't make me ask a third time.

W: Oh. Just one of my favorite places. Tartarus. Ran into an old
friend, told me how to skin a man without killing him, then take out
his ...

B + GC: Enough !

W: Ooops.

GC: What were you doing down there anyway ?

W: Getting your tree ornament, oh most perfect Goddess.

B: Somehow I don't think I'm going to like it. It's not the person in
the bag, is it ?

W: Why yes it is. How did you guess.

B: Lots of experience with the criminally insane.

W: Huh ??

GC: <impatient> Never mind that, what, or should I say, who is it ??

W: Let me show you.

<Wight grabs sword, tears open sack, revealing ... >

B + GC: Marcus !!!

W: Yep, that's right, Marcus. X*na's beloved. What better to irk of
the Warrior Princess then her true love, right here in Cirra. I figure
you could put some sort of paralysis spell on him and we can put him
in the christmas stall. We're still missing a donkey after all.

GC: Done !! Pats Wight on the shoulder. Good boy. Now go kill
someone...

W: <making a happy face, ... yeah I know there's no difference> Oh
thank you almighty Goddess.

<Wight trails off, singing: "Killing time ... lalala">

B: <shakes head> I knew this wasn't going to work.

..........

:)

Just my contribution,

-Wight-

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