From: wight@axl.be (Wight)
Date: Mon Oct 12, 1998  02:04:55  US/Pacific
To: hudsonleick@onelist.com
Subject: [hudsonleick] <CRS>Re: [hudsonleick] Re: Cyane
Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com

From: wight@axl.be (Wight)


Sorry, I really couldn't help myself here. Since you are a part of
CRS, I assume you won't mind :)

On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 01:13:33 -0700 (PDT), you wrote:

><<Hey, Purgatori! Did you forget you're the Goddess CALLISTO's Faith
>Enforcer? LOL.>>
>
>
>Yeah but what has she done for me lately??

<GC appears, big flash of fire, which mysteriously spares Purgatori>

GC: Oh that's just wonderful. Here I am, doing a full time job of
killing and torturing my dear subjects, and this little upstart
doesn't even notice she hasn't been attacked or hurt in weeks. This is
the thanks I get for being nice to my Faith Enforcer.

<GC points arm, fires off massive fireball which strikes a few meters
next to Purgatori and creates a blastwave which knocks the stunned
Faith enforcer down>

GC: That's just a warning !!

>I mean I asked for things from
>our goddes and I did not get them.

GC: What am I ? A Genie ? The big friendly goddess that has to grant
everyone's wishes ?? You want things, you go get them yourself.

>Maybe I shout mutiny.I

<Purgatori tries to shout mutiny, finds himself unable to utter a
sound though>

GC: That's it !! <waves arm, suddenly, out of nowhere, Heresy appears>

H: Huh ??? Goddess ??!!! What's going on.

GC: Purgatori has something to say to you. <GC points at Purgatori>

P: <unable to control his own actions> Heresy. I have a confession to
make. I haven't been to the dentist in years. My teeth are all rotten
and hurting. I need your professional help. Is it ok if I schedule a
few appointments with you. Say, every day, for the next five years ?

H: <unwilling to believe his luck>: Say what ??

P: <unable to control his own actions> Not enough ? Ok, how about
every day for the next ten years ?

H: <stunned expression turns into very sadistical smile> You got it
bro. Pencelling you down now.

GC: <giggling> Anyone else want to shout mutiny ??

>'m just so
>kidding I still love Callisto with all my heart and I'am still her faith
>enforcer.

GC: Good, then you'll do what I ordered and make sure you make every
single one of those appointments the next twenty years.

P: Twenty !!! It was ten !!

GC: <waves arms> Not anymore. <evil grin>

>But there is nothing wrong with eing Cyane's faith enforcer
>part time right I mean play both sides of the field.*lol* Kidding
>kidding


<GC Disappears, muttering something about sending an assassin to Cyane
and end this wannebee's life once and for all.>

......

There you go <beg>

<Contract completed>

-Wight-

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