From: Wight@axl.be (Wight)
Date: Mon Apr 19, 1999  12:43:51  US/Pacific
To: hudsonleick@onelist.com
Subject: [hudsonleick] Re: CRS: CRS - Who's Who?
Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com

From: Wight@axl.be (Wight)

On Sun, 18 Apr 1999 23:55:00 -0700, you wrote:

>Wight               [Idle]
> Title: Assassin
>
>
>NOTES:
> All Projects are DONE unless it says otherwise.
> List includes citizens without Projects.
> If you know a member's correct status please tell me.
>
> Active   -- last post to HLML/hleickables within the last two weeks
> Idle     -- last post to HLML/hleickables within the last two months
> Inactive -- last post to HLML/hleickables over two months ago


<SCENE: Wight sits reading at his tomb, reading the daily news. After
checking the obituaries first, he still has some time left and decides
to skim the rest of the newspaper as well .... suddenly, he comes
across this message ...>

W: WHAT THE !!!???

<From out of the corner, a new shadow creature creeps forward,
startled by Wight's sudden call. It is somewhat reminiscent of Squeaky
and SqueakyII, and is hence aptly named SqueakyIII. (hey, after
several hundred years naming your servants, you run out of
inspiritation, ok !)>

SqueakyIII: Squeak ??

W: Squeak ? I'll tell you squeak. This newspaper lists me as Idle.
That's not right ...

<Camera zooms out ... paranoia sets in ... camera zooms back in >

W: Ohhhhh, no I see what they are trying to do. They want to run me
out of town. I get it. This is all one big complot to get the unwanted
people out. Well, it's not going to work, I have rights dammit !!

<Wight picks up phone, ...errrr... , mail pigeon>

Wight: <scribbling> To: National bureau against discrimination.
Concerning: New Cirra Newspaper. .... Dear sir, I am ... Undead. And
because of that, certain people in the town I live in have a racial
dislike for me. I have always been the victim of abuse and mock. See,
this one time, I hacked someone's head off and .... hmm, wait, better
scratch that part. Anyway, now, a big complot has been raised against
me to boot me out of town. It has already started. See excerp of this
newspaper for evidence. I demand that you act now and act severly. The
guilty must be punished.

W: There, that oughta do it.

............

<Somewhat later, at the National bureau against discrimination, one of
the officials receives the letter>

Official1: Hey, a letter.

Official2: Who's it from ?

Official1: An undead guy.

Official2: Ahh, put it on the low priority stack. I never liked those
guys anyway ...



There you go, that's bureaucracy for you :)

-Wight-
Assassin <--- see, if you don't see me for a while, that means I'm
undercover for a kill. Sheeesss :)

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