From: wight@axl.be (Wight)
Date: Fri Aug 21, 1998  01:21:41  US/Pacific
To: hudsonleick@onelist.com
Subject: [hudsonleick] <CRS> Thank you note -> To Kevin C. Wong (warning, kinda dark)
Reply-To: hudsonleick@onelist.com

From: wight@axl.be (Wight)


<scene: Wight sits in his tomb (where else ?), watching his newly
aquired TV and VCR (hey, it's not like its former owner is going to
complain or anything <eg>). On the screen, a scene from Melrose place
can be seen>

W: Yep yep yep, this is so cool. 

(oh btw, there is no one else there, but when you're hundreth of years
old, you tend to start taking to oneself)

<Wight watches scene with Hudson in a bikini>

W: Rewind !! 

<Wight watches scene with Hudson in a bikini>

W: Rewind !!

<Wight watches, ... aah, you get the picture>

<Suddenly, out of nowhere, Goddess Callisto appears. Immediately as
she enters the room a multitude of shadows leap from the walls and put
out the flames that always seem to spring up when she arrives>

GC: Wight !

<Wight watches scene with Hudson in a bikini>

GC: Wight !!!

W: Rewind !!

<Wight watches scene with Hudson in a bikini>

GC: Snap out of it !!!

W: Rew...

<Scene censored because of extreme violence>

<several minutes later, Wight ressurects.>

W: Ouch !! What in Tartarus was that ?? Oh btw hi Goddess. <sees TV
and VCR trashed> What happened to my VCR !!!

GC: Oh, unfortunate accident. You tripped and fell on a fireball,
blasted you right through your tv. The electrocution was fun to watch
though.

W: <wondering> Funny, I don't remember. Oh well, easy kill, easy come.
I can always get another. How can I help you, my Goddess.

GC: Someone has messed up the graveyard. You wouldn't know anything
about that now would you <GC glances over at a big, ugly male corpse
lying on Wight's dining table. Imagine Frankenstein, only five times
worse>

W: Me ?? I wouldn't know anything about that.

GC: Oh really, so what have you been doing the last few hours, hmm ?

W: <smiling innocently> I have been looking for a thank you present to
send to Kevin C. Wong. He taped those eps for me.

GC: A present ? Where is it ?

W: <puzzled> You're looking at it, ofcourse. Think he'll like it.

GC: You're going to send him a corpse ???!!!

W: Not just any corpse. Look. <Wight turns to the body>

W: Boris, get up.

<The corpse gets up nice and slow. Pieces of rotting meat drop off it
as it stands>

W: It can walk, move heavy objects, guard the house, bully the
neighbours, do the dishes (although I would recommend embalming it
first), and a whole lot more.

GC: It's slow, it smells, it leaves bits of flesh behind and it looks
like X*na on a bad day !

W: Yeah well, nobody's perfect.

GC: <shakes head> Why do I let these people in my town ???

W: What people ?

<GC disappears, muttering something about twisted insane occupants>

W: Ok Boris, it's time. Go to Kevin's house and follow his commands.
Tell him I send you.

Boris walks through the door (literally !) and moves outside.

W: How could anyone not like that present ?

...........

:)

-Wight-

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