...Simon
senses the mood of the room and steps in, quickly passing out cake.
Sure some of the pieces are smaller than others, and some pieces are
almost
unrecognizable mush, but at least he prevented a riot from starting.
That's why
Simon gets the big bucks. Meanwhile, Jax rolls down his sleeves, as he
had them
rolled up in preparation to fight Prasad for the oh so delicious cake.
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Sonali
Inamdar and Sirisha Gandham buck all convention as they have their cake
and eat it too. Now, from the picture it might look like Sonali is much
taller
than Sirisha, but let me assure you that it's all because of the
camera's
perspective. Note how they're both looking at the presents, wondering
if they
can nab one without anyone looking. Beware! The lens sees everything!
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No,
the shirt isn't for Prasad, it's for the baby. Though by the looks of
it
he'll have to grow into it. The man on the right is Francois Mitterand,
former
President of France. He's not really dead, he's hiding out at Oracle.
:-)
Actually that's Francois Hisoire, development manager for our email
product.
Why is he here schlepping some of our cake, I just don't know.
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The
card says: "Hi Baby Kodur. I'm sending you my 'Mama Bear' teddy. Daddy
found a baby bear last year when he was out hunting, shot it, skinned
it, and
gave me this smelly bear hide filled with blood-soaked popcorn. Still,
I love
it dearly but mom is too cheap to buy a real present for you so she's
taking
my bear away from me. Like this won't leave me traumatized for life..."
:-)
Seriously, the note says "Dear Baby Kodur. I wanted to send you my
'Mama Bear'
teddy. My Mommy bought it for me 'cause she read that 68% of newborn
babies
fall asleep within 3 minutes when they have Mama Bear heartbeat sounds
to
listen to. Hope it works for you! If it does your parents will be very
happy!
Didn't work for me, much to my Mommy's dismay. Best wishes for peaceful
nights!
-- Adam Tessmer." A literary masterpiece for a kid that's like a year
old,
don't you think?
Is it just me or does the teddy bear sound like a bad prop from The
Telltale
Heart?
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