December 15,
1217
Hi'ya Amanda:
I haven't been doing much storytelling lately. Too much researching,
not enough writing. So here's a little skit to show you a small aspect
of my life here. I've heard you're thinking of being a bard too. Why
don't you send me some of your stories?
{Character
actions}
(Character thoughts)
A Council Meeting
15+ people in a small room with no windows...
Fabricarius (FA):
Good thing I'm not claustrophobic.
Larissa (LA): Why?
You getting a lot of Christmas presents this year?
FA: {Blank stare}
LA: (Don't these people get anything?)
Berengarius (BE):
Look at my feet!
Catorse (CA): Keep
that up Berengarius and I'll have you brought up on charges.
Risus (RI): Mighty
is the pig with the chicken's soul.
CA: {Blank stare}
Fraxima (FR):
You're a Criamon too, what did he mean?
BE: How should I
know? I'm only eccentric, Risus is on another plane.
LA: (Now departing for cuckoo land, flight
286...)
Lucinda (LU): The
meeting will come to order.
Everyone ignores her.
LU: {Looks to Aubrin with a "why me?"
look}
Aubrin (AU): Quiet
people.
Everyone ignores him.
AU: {Deep inhale} SHUT UP!
Everyone looks to Aubrin.
Drake (DR): Quack!
Everyone looks to Drake.
AU: Very well. Who
wants to bring up the first issue?
BE: I think we
should all have "the Evil" appended to all of our names.
Forticulus (FO):
Not.
Viator (VI): It'll show that we
support Aubrin in his evil quest.
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AU:
As Aubrin the Evil, I think it's an excellent idea. Muhahaha.
LA: But what if
we're not evil?
Everyone: {Blank stare}
LA: He he, silly
me. Of course we're evil.
FA: I think Albus
would approve of this.
CA: He would not.
Just because you're sleeping with that closet diabolist doesn't mean
you know how he thinks.
FA: I do too! And I
don't sleep with him!
CA: Oh, so you
admit that you're a diabolist?
FA: I AM NOT!
CA: Care to say
that under Frosty Breath?
FA: YES!!
CA: Well, I don't
have that spell yet.
BE: Sheesh
Fabricarius. No need to yell.
FA: Sorry.
Frangere (FG): You
are so submissive.
FA: {Standing up} Am not.
FG: {Glares} Sit. Down.
FA: {Sits}
FG: See?
AU: Ready to vote?
DR: I will rule the
Liminals! Quack!
AU: {Sigh} (Being evil sure can be trying)
RI: I am the Walrus.
AU: (Give me strength!)
After much discussion and vacillation. The motion doesn't pass.
AU: (Rats! Foiled again!)
[The End]
So, as you can see, it's not that much different than how it is back at
home. I still miss everyone though. So, do you think I've been forgiven
yet?
Your fellow bard,
Larissa |