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By this time, Leicky was way inside the Goddess'
personal space. The
next thing she knew, Trancer was administering CPR to her.
LK: What The?!? Get off me Trancer! She's not
getting off that easy!
TR: ((Talking to herself)) Why thank
you
Trancer for the time and effort you put in every day to save miserable
Cirrans such as myself. I don't know how New Cirra would cope without
you. You're a real hero. ((Walks off, still talking to herself))
[Once again, having Gene around would help.]
GC: ((Sitting on her couch, where she has
been
thinking for the last 45 minutes)) You're right bard. You've been
doing a good job. I've been unfairly comparing you to Melissa. Thank
you for being my bard.
LK: ((Teary-eyed)) Oh, I'm so happy to
hear
you say that! ((Hugs the Goddess))
[Talk about a Kodak moment.]
GC: Augh, that enough! ((Pushes Leicky away
hard, who falls down on her rump))
[Well, it couldn't last long.]
GC: Here, take this. ((Hands Leicky an
object))
LK: ((Looks at object)) What's this?
GC: It's a rolly tape lint picker-upper, of
course.
Be a dear and get all the lint off of my clothes. We can't have a
Goddess who is all linty, now can we?
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LK: No, of course not. ((Heads off to the
bedroom))
[Talk about a dysfunctional relationship. Though I love
the rolly tape
lint picker-upper quote so much that I had to work it into the skit.]
Later that day...
LK: Goddess, it's time to go to the Temple.
GC: ((Watching Oprah)) What for?
LK: The Talent Contest, remember?
GC: Oh, right! Let's go bard!
At the Temple. The Goddess sits on her throne with Cal
to her right and
Leicky to her left.
CL: The first contestant is Clix, who will
display
her prowess at Zen Juggling.
CX: ((Enters room)) Greetings ladies
and
germs. A funny thing happened on my way here...
[In Clix's own words: "all i ask is that when I come out
I have at
least 50 (real) eyes and many toothpix sticking out of my head to I
look like a female Hellraiser...with hair"]
GC: ((Sees Clix)) SWEET MOTHER OF ZEUS!!
NOT YOU AGAIN!! ((Starts throwing fireballs at Clix))
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