LK: ((Continuing)) Past the bridge you'll have to hike a few miles to edge of this mountain range. The fastest way through is via the caves underneath the mountains. A map will be provided...

AH: Whoo hoo! Spelunking!

BS: ((Elbows Amanda)) Would you just shut up? I'm trying to listen.

GC: ((Teleports behind Brian and SMACKS him upside the head)) Don't hit your little sister!

BS: (What kind of trip is the Goddess on? She's not my...)

GC: ((SMACK)) And no backthinking from you, young man.

LK: ((Continuing)) Past the mountain range is the secret base of the Giant Commie Pinko Mutant Scum Lizard.

Picture of a small, perfectly round, metallic looking moon. Second picture is a close up.

LK: We believe that you can evade most of the defensive cannons if you fly down this trench that runs around the equator. At the end there's a small exhaust port which leads straight to the reactor core. If you hit the port with a proton torpedo a chain reaction will start which will...

GC: ((Teleports next to Leicky and whispers)) Wrong script.

LK: Err... ((Shuffles notes around)) Well, you'll have to figure out a way to get in and rescue the Goddess' Slinky.

Picture of a Gold Metal Slinky.

BS: Hey, I have one of those at home!

AH: And where did you get that?

HE: You're a Commie spy! I knew it! You can't fool me with your shifty ways and the secret alias you use, SPIRAL.

Ominous music comes out from the room speaker.

BS: Wait guys, you got it all wrong! I'm not a Commie Mutant Scum! You can buy gold slinkies over the 'Net!

DM: A likely excuse, friend. Or should I say, amigo?

HE: Dave, you mean comrade.

DM: What, he's a Democrat too?

HE: DoH!

GC: QUIET! Stow it until the mission starts. Now, off to see Wesser.

The Goddess shoos the troubleshooters out the door. An assistant leads the foursome down to sublevel 27, where the really cool stuff is kept. Wesser meets the team.

WE: Right this way people.