He leads them through barren corridors and closed metal doors with small windows.

HE: ((Reading a door plaque)) Incubation. What's in there? ((He goes to the door and peers through the window)) Just a bunch of big egg-shaped pods. Looks like it's very damp in there.

WE: Hey, back away from the window.

Wesser grabs Heresy and pulls him back as a face-hugger slams into the window, seeking a host.

DM: Wicked! I didn't know we had those. I want one for Christmas!

WE: Move along. Nothing to see here.

They continue past more faceless corridors. They pass a sign that says "No Personnel Beyond This Point Without Radiation Monitoring Equipment". Eventually they enter a room filled with lots of gadgets.

DM: ((Spotting a distinctive minivan)) Look Penny! It's the Gadgetmobile!

[End part 2b]

That's enough for one night. Unfortunately, this meager amount of material takes me about four hours (this writing stuff is not my forte). The mission still hasn't started, it should take one more post for me to complete the setup. I'll try to post part 2c in a day or two. More Talent Contestants in part 3a.

Does anyone read these skits? I, mean, besides people who expect to be in them. Does anyone find them funny (yes, I'm insecure)? Are people still reading Melissa's skits on the Oddity Twins Page (Viva Las Vegas! is hee-lah-ree-us)? Anybody know when the June Newsletter gets put on the HLOFC web site?

-- Kevin (who notes it's not too late to join the Talent Contest or the Slinky Rescue Team)

"Balconies are a good escape route."