WE: Here 'ya go Dave. ((Hands Dave a pair of brown hiking boots))

DM: I already have footwear.

WE: These are NCSF StickyBoots (tm). You can use them to walk up walls and on ceilings! So simple to use, there's no manual.

DM: ((Looking at Brian)) Well, at least there's that advantage.

HE: With a flannel shirt and the right pants to go with those boots, you'd make a fine lumberjack. ((Cue music))

HE & DM: ((Singing)) We are lumberjacks and we're ok...

Once again, Brian and Amanda are mesmerized by another Vicious Circle custom. Unfortunately, Wesser misses the reference and chalks their behavior up to the experimental NCSF Flouride / Hallucinogenic additive that was recently introduced into the Cirran water system.

WE: Here 'ya go Heresy. ((Hands Heresy a metal object the size of a Kleenex box))

HE: ((Obviously impressed)) A metal box! Outstanding!

WE: It's a NCSF Chameleon Unit / Universal Game Console (tm). With it, you can blend into your sorroundings and play any Sega, Nintendo, or Play-Station game. (Batteries not included)

HE: Woo hoo! ((Runs off before Wesser can change his mind and take it back))

BS: That boy's on a sugar-high diet, isn't he?

WE: Here 'ya go Amanda. ((Hands Amanda a metal box which looks suspiciously like the one Heresy got))

AH: Didn't you just give one of these to Heresy?

WE: Nope, this is a NCSF Long Range Communicator / Fizzy-Cola Dispenser (tm). The communicator is so that your team can keep in contact with the Goddess. The Fizzy-Cola is a refreshing thirst quencher. Instructions are on the bottom.

AH: ((Turns box over)) Wow, convenient instructions. ((Glances at Brian and the heavy manual he's holding)) Thanks Wes!

WE: (Well, at least one of them is polite) ((Starts handing out forms)) Fill out these forms in triplicate before you leave. Remember to use your equipment and don't break any of it. Time for you to go back up to the conference room.

Wesser leads the troubleshooters back to the elevator and sees them off. The foursome file back into the conference room, where the Goddess and Leicky are waiting.

LK: Oh good, you're back. Now that you have your equipment it's time for the Goddess to say a few last words.

GC: I just want to wish you all good luck. Watch out for Commie Mutant Traitor Scum. And, hmm... what was it?, oh yes... DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT MY SLINKY!!!