BS & DM & HE & AH: Gulp!

GC: Run along now kids.

The troubleshooters leave New Cirra and hike for the Bridge Over the Lava River. As they approach the bridge...

AH: ((Singing Smurf Song)) Laaa-laa la-laa-la-laaa...

HE: (That's a catchy tune)... Sing a happy song... Laaa-laa la-laa-la-laaa...

DM: (If Heresy's singing it then it must me ok) ... Smurf the whole day long...

BS: ((Trying to read the Rocket Pack manual)) (Life sucks, Beavis)

AH: ((Looking ahead)) Oh look, some lizardmen are waiting by the bridge.

DM: Commie Lizardmen! Action at last!

HE: Only four of them. Dave, you got your sack of doorknobs?

DM: ((In a French accent)) Oui, but of course, monsieur.

BS: (Time to see the dynamic duo in action)

[End part 2c]

Ok you four, this is the first obstacle. Four Commie Pinko Lizardmen guard the Bridge Over the Lava River. Post to the list or reply to me what you want to do. I'll tell you what happens so you can respond. Then I'll write it up as a skit. Or you can write a short skit and preempt me. You don't have to do anything; I can make something up, although I was hoping for your participation in the Slinky Rescue. Let's see if this works.

Due up in the Talent Contest:
Cal (Callisto97@aol.com)
Stephen Meeker (smeeker@cswnet.com)
The Mad Catter (tmc@ewrsd.k12.nj.us)

Cal told me what she wants to do. I'll make something up if I don't hear from Stephen or TMC in a few days. You can tell me what you want to do or write your own skit and save yourself from my bad writing. Once again, I urge people to sign up for the Talent Contest or the Slinky Rescue.

To everyone who's written to me with words of encouragement (no, there haven't been any critics): Thank you all kindly. I never realized how good it feels to hear from people who enjoy your work. I'll endeavor to write to people who's work I appreciate (I'm not temperamentally suited to critique).

Woo hoo! I got my article in the June Newsletter! (Oh yeah, congratulations to everyone else. But I'm hell-a happy, like.)

-- Kevin (Who can't believe the Stars beat the Red Wings. Go Red Wings!)

"There are 7 ways to tell if a man is lying."