Hello true believers! It's time to take you to that fantabulous place hidden in the obscuring mist of electrons known as the Internet. Welcome to New Cirra, home to the omniscient, omnificent, omnipotent, omnipresent, and munificent Goddess, who bestows the rays of enlightenment and felicity to her fortunate worshippers...

That's what happens when you read too many old X-Men comics (before it was renamed Uncanny X-Men). One of my friends gave me his entire collection. Now I have to try to complete it. Excelsior!

After this episode, only Stephen Meeker and The Mad Catter are left for the Talent Contest. I need more volunteers! Join the few, the proud, the certifiably insane! Join The New Cirran Talent Contestants!

There may be some objectionable material in this skit. To quote Kitty Pryde: "Although this issue has been approved by the Comics Code Authority, the editor in chief thought it would be advisable to warn that some of the material inside may be offensive to natives of Alpha Centauri."

Now, on to the skit...

-- Kevin (Who despairs at the amount of negativity on the HLML lately)

"Never follow a man over a cliff."

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(...) Character thoughts
[...] My comments

A couple of hours later. Back at Melissa's Temple Apartment. The Goddess is watching The Big Screen. Her obsession with the tube borders on... well, the obsessive.

And Leicky's there too.

GC: ((Watching TV)) Rats! Change the channel bard.

LK: ((Gets up. Walks over to the TV. Click. Walks back. Sits down.))

GC: ((Watches for a few seconds)) Yawn. Change the channel.

LK: ((Gets up. Walks over to the TV. Click. Walks back. Sits down.))

GC: ((Watches for a few seconds)) Tartarus! I've seen this one too!

LK: ((Gets up. Walks over to the TV. Click. Walks back. Sits down.))

GC: What the?!? I didn't tell you to change the channel.

LK: ((Gets up. Walks over to the TV. Click. Walks back.))

GC: ((Stands up and slugs the bard -- Pow! -- before she can sit back down.))

LK: ((From the ground)) Oww! What happened?

GC: You were broken. I fixed you.

LK: ((Sarcastic)) Why thank you Goddess.