Count Almaviva disguises himself as a soldier and gets into Doctor Bartolo's house. He tricks Dr. Bartolo into thinking that Rosina is going to meet Count Almaviva elsewhere. With Dr. Bartolo gone, the Count marries Rosina.

[Really condensed version. I don't do the Opera justice. Read the synopsis, or better yet, see it if you can.]

GC: ((Sniff)) I love happy endings.

LK: ((Shocked stare))

GC: Don't tell anyone, bard.

The cast comes out and takes a bow.

GC: So, when's the play you're in going to be performed?

LK: ((Shrugs)) I dunno. Amanda's pretty busy.

GC: Oh, well. I can wait. I can be very patient.

LK: ((LOL)) Good one Goddess.

GC: ((Angry stare))

LK: Err, you're the most kind and patient Goddess I've ever met.

GC: Hmm, good enough. Did you notice that they weren't speaking in English?

LK: ((Blank stare))

GC: You didn't? It's ok bard, I almost missed it myself.

LK: ((Sigh))

GC: Let's go home bard. To the Batcave!

[The End]