GC: SPEAK UP BELLO! I CAN HARDLY MAKE OUT THE WORDS!

BE: ((Blank stare))... ((Louder)) Miglior cuccagna Per un barbiere Vita piu nobile No non si da. La ran la lera, La ran la la.

GC: Sweet Mother of Hestia! I still can't make out the words.

LK: I think it's Italian.

GC: ((Blank stare))... I don't see what difference that makes. And don't you think it's a bit rude to call Bello an "it"?

LK: That's not what I meant. They're singing in Italian.

GC: Why, that's absurd. I'll hear no more of your wild speculations, bard.

LK: But...

GC: ((Glares at Leicky)) Not. A. Word.

LK: ...

Figaro agrees to get Count Almaviva into Doctor Bartolo's home so that the Count can meet Rosina. Rosina (Trancer) steps out to the balcony.

GC: Hey, that looks like...

Trancer (TR): Non e venuto ancor. Forse...

WI: O mia vita, Mio nume, mio tesoro. Vi veggo alfine! alfine...

TR: Oh che vergogna!... Vorrei dargli il biglietto.

GC: ((Blank stare))

LK: (So, our little Miss Firefighter can sing)

GC: That can't be Trancer. ((Mutters)) Must have had too much Frapuccino before I came here.

LK: ((Shocked)) Goddess! Not you too!

GC: ((Quietly)) Yes, I've succumbed to the siren lure of Starbucks.

Doctor Bartolo comes out and puts a stop to the incipient romance. Rosina drops a note to Count Almaviva. Later, Doctor Bartolo leaves his home to see his friend.

Michael Rudy (MR): Fra momenti io torno; Non aprite a nessuno. Se don Basilio Venisse a cercarmi, che m'aspetti. Le mie nozze con lei meglio e affrettare; Si, dentr'oggi vo' finir quest'affare.

[He mentions he intends to marry Rosina, his niece.]

GC: What?!? I thought only Greek Gods were into that!

LK: ((Blank stare))

GC: Like you don't know what I'm talking about!

LK: ((Blush))