JH: Club Pain will never give up.

TA: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power.

EH: You talking to me or Jennifer?

TA: ((To Jennifer)) Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

JH: I'll never join you!

TA: If you only knew the power of the dark side. The Goddess never told you what happened to your father.

EH: You ok Tevin? Why are you talking all husky like?

JH: She told me enough! She told me you killed him.

TA: No. I am your father.

EH: ((Blank stare)) You're not old enough to be...

JH: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!

TA: I'm your father Jenn, give in to the dark side of the force you knob.

JH: No way you hoser! ((Runs off))

Back on the main floor...

GT: For my next number, "Tempus Fugit".

GC: Hey, watch the language buster.

GT: ((Singing)) Wasteful exploitation, outrage legalized and just a heap of fools complain but they're ignorant anyway.

GC: Hmm, sounds like my worshippers.

GT: ((Singing)) The progress must go on, it will resolve it all, the goal we have on mind is to the welfare of mankind.

GC: "welfare of mankind"? Shouldn't that be "welfare of our Goddess"?

BarbWyre (BW): Woo hoo! Mosh pit! ((Runs into Wight)) Ow, ow. (Note to self: don't mosh with a skeleton).

Wight (WI): Watch it! These bones are brittle! (Serves you right).

GT: ((Singing)) We can't pay no head to these idiots' idle talk, their ideas behind the time and their bumbling sights.

BW: ((Runs into the Tartan Terror and knocks him down)) Mosh!

Tartan Terror (TT): Uff! Anybody get the number of that truck?

WI: Let me give you a hand up Judge.

BW: Mosh! ((Bowls over Wight))

TT: Gadzooks! That girl's out of control.